Please excuse me while I have a bit of a breakdown over here. My grandnephew just told me he heard an Eminem song "from the 1900s" that he really liked. It was from 1999. The 1900s. I am not okay. 😩
TLC and Salt-N-Pepa are co-headlining their first-ever tour this fall, with En Vogue along for the ride. "No Scrubs." "Waterfalls." "Push It." "Shoop." Thirty-five nights of hits that defined a generation. Tickets on sale Thursday. https://t.co/DUtvR91IVI
The fact that I'm still getting work done on this rainy Tuesday before Thanksgiving is shocking the hell outta me. I think I've earned a cookie! Or some bourbon! Definitely some bourbon!
If I reach out to you today, please understand that the vodka has taken over. Nothing that I say should be taken to heart or held against me. I apologize in advance for any and all misunderstandings. Now, bartender, another one! #blameitonthe
The 8 yr old keeps telling me that @BrunoMars is the best that ever was and Michael Jackson is trash. They keep telling me I can't fight an 8 yr old but it's getting hard to understand why not. He's my nephew but MJ is MJ. The 8 yr old should start training for battle.
Last week these kids stole my reading chair and now they've hijacked my new TV to watch something called Naruto. They are taking over my home!! #auntieproblems
I have to stop watching my teams play when I'm at a bar by myself. I can't stop yelling at the TV and people can't stop staring at me yelling at the TV. People really should mind their business. #gohawks