definitlynotavirginoliveoil

i like my women like i like my men.
she/her

[definitlynotavirginoliveoil @yagrillari]

i made this

[Jason Linkins @dceiver]

give it up for Lexi, folks

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

<3

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me

[onion person @CantEverDie]

insanely flat cybervan vs. a single speedbump. who wins

[Paul Mescal Daisy Edgar Jones Updates @DaisyAndPaul]

I’m going to say it… Paul Mescal can you please be Mr. Darcy …

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

Hi Dan Goldman of Chico, CA! Looks like we found you later :)

Does your employer @LucidGreenIO know that when you visit their NYC headquarters you like to tell Black people to get lynched? Do they think virulent racism plays well with their clients in the cannabis industry?

[falka @mvdpire]

yeah

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[em @emilyagain]

no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women

[falka @mvdpire]

this 6/8 episode thing is so annoying I wanna see filler episodes like sauron taking a shower doing his morning routine before he starts gaslighting people what happened to that.. we used to be a proper country

[jay @kendallhosseini]

“Chappell Roan clarifies her stance on the election–” her stance was very clear from the beginning a lot of people are just very stupid

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

The fact that the USA is about to execute an innocent citizen - they know is innocent, the DA now says is innocent, the evidence proves he is innocent, should be enough for everyone to tear the system down.

Marcellus Williams could be any of us.
Marcellus Williams is all of us.

[riri @shieldhearted]

me, a regular númenorean citizen, trying to figure out if queen míriel and that tall captain she’s always with are fucking

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

NYC: "F*** The NYPD" - Protesters shout as they Jump Subway Turnstiles EN MASS at Union Square to protest police shooting on a subway in Brooklyn, that left a fare evader in critical condition.

Video by @olgafe_images @FreedomNTV [email protected] to license

[definitlynotavirginoliveoil @yagrillari]

I love rings of power I just wish I could see what's happening🙃

[anxious and reading 📚 @anxiousprtygrrl]

If they did a The Nanny inspired photoshoot with JaNa as Fran and Kenny as Mr Sheffield. I’d be seated