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:3

[shibshabyuri @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

mike's hard uncle pussy

[roux #ROUXNATION @slightsmile_]

quand tu petes et que tu regardes ton rond vert discord pour savoir si il s’active

[Dirt Mcgerk @fentanylbuyer]

homeless guy at the gas station just called me by my 2014 minecraft username

[𒀭ㅈཱིᚏᠠᚲᐁ @whatahwhatahw]

My uncle got his pussy removed #aunt

[zach @zachthengineer]

the bidet at autozone gave my uncle pussy a staph infection

[jr thanos @whitethan0s]

Putting my bare ass cheeks up against the aquarium glass and showing the fish a real starfish

[jojo ❎ @trademrkusa]

how i get up in da pussy #SLOBBERIN!!!!

[I Fuck Xboxes @IFuckXboxes]

Putrid Penis Meal

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted a bit too hard and now it feels like somebody poured a jar of warm applesauce down the back of my pants

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while I was little spoon that I accidentally blew both of my wife's legs clean off and now shes a double amputee

[🖖🏿 #Layers @energyfleetss]

DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE FROM XFINITY

[miss misery @BACKSEATGlRL]

When i was 19 my 27 year old boyfriend told me i was too stupid to play fortnite

[dexx @tiffnica]

when ur gum loses flavor so ur lowkey chewing straight up horse pussy

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

My pussy tastes like a scooter ankle

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

shooting myself in the head at the exact moment my wife gives birth in order to be reincarnated as my own son, having forgotten that buddhist scripture would require that I did this at the point of conception. i become a cuttlefish