Yahkeema Moffitt

Writer. Thinking to myself in public.

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Want to see a documentary that explores how the Tabasco mafia keeps its chokehold on the hotel industry.

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The algorithms realize I'm in New York now. Today IG tried to sell me sexy radiators.

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I'm usually here with random thoughts & observations but today I'm just feeling grateful. For over a year its felt like the universe has been throwing curveball after curveball right at my face. Really mean hazing. But people have shown up. In ways big and small. Just thankful.

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@jemelehill Raw meat only folks.

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House just jiggled a bit. Earthquake in Queens I guess.

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Think I might have just taken the worst drivers license photo of my life.

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“It’s time to make a commercial boys.”

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Do you think Dawn just has a camera crew on standby, waiting for oil spills they can find ducks in?

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Beyonce should just name her next album Album of The Year.

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I don't know how to eat a croissant without making a mess. does anyone?

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Kill Bill. Stan. Goodbye Earl. People really love True Crime music.

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I don’t want my last tweet to be my last tweet.

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my mom reminded me of the existence of this, she was living in italy and was a little kid who thought this was actual english. the artist made this song with the intention of making it sound like it's in english to prove that italians will listen to anything that sounds american

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I own the rights to all the music.

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Raggedy

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That response means Lizzo just had the shortest backlash ever. And a lot of people learned something new.

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@rachelmercer @VictoriaFutures @katiedreke Hi Victoria 👋🏾

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Welp, that happened quicker than expected.

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If i get one more weird game ad on Instagram, it's getting deleted for at least a week.

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Does Justin Timberlake selling off his catalog prove a recession is coming?