Ryuukomatoii

8) Ryuukomatoii-DK

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

Just became a twitch affiliate, who is ready to plague twitch with cate

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@ruxin34 thank you for selling this beast that came in my box!

[Kate (πᵗʰ ideal Willshaper) @fedginator]

Just used the phrase "Low Habakirkenuinely" in person and I think I broke my opponent's brain

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@WarcraftYax Is this Cauldron?

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

TW: racism+homophobia
How in the fuck is a name like this allowed on Master Duel? @YGOMasterDuel

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@FavScrub welcome to unc status unc, happy borth

[#PLAYBBTAG | Mastrcheap @mastrcheap]

The Final Farewell! Congrats to our final WNF OE #BBTAG Top 3!
1st: @RyazoGt
2nd: @Yousoro71
3rd: @chopsuey341

Big thanks as always to @Red_E30 for streaming and @Lonlily2 and @CrackinAtkins for comms!

Thank you so much for all your support over the years everyone!

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@WarcraftYax Yea with all the circles this is mugzee

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@Spagoongus @UndeadDuelist I'm assuming they just want a dark lvl 5 normal, and that's one of the best options

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@MBTYuGiOh I heckin love Primite and Runick, so I decided to marry them together with Bystials into a super synchro slop. So many cute synergies between all the archetypes leading to fun control matches.

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@gendervivi I toiled a shit ton with deck building this list, and I honestly had zero expectations to win this event. Turns out I severely underestimated it. I also went 3-2 die rolls and won one of those loss die rolls with a 2-0 as well. Was funny in the moment, glad its banned.

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@ImmortalJD99 Good, this deck should never have been legal. This deck worked without access to trap holic, that shouldn't ever be the case.

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

Just won an MD genesys tourney playing this pile and holy shit was it fun as fuck

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@gendervivi Oh I agree, I only brought it to that event wondering how a list without trap holic would work, turns out its still very consistent. I did have fun for the 50 total minutes that spanned 5 Bo3's; but if I had to play longer than that, I'd stop playing that deck.

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@FarfaYGO I may have helped with a few cards that were put on this list lmao https://t.co/3xl0Np9gvT

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

Just won an MD genesys tourney playing this pile and holy shit was it fun as fuck

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@atrocityTCG I did my part!

[myth-4 🏳️‍⚧️ @mytha413]

@Yaizermat most sincere congratulations and well done!

however seeing the Decklist had me feeling like this

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@mytha413 I think the feeling I get while playing this deck is similar to how kids feel watching cocomelon

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@Didgeridee You don't understand the rush of dark world dealing send rollback. Drawing dynamite, then getting droll'd, knowing full well the droll was just a placebo giving my opponent peace. Summoning Lilith to set banquet from deck. My opps face during the draw phase.

[Ryuukomatoii @Yaizermat]

@GenesysYuGiOh And I'll do it again (barring nothing here gets hit on the 27th)

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏