Yakko

We Animaney, blahblahblahblah zany!

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Sorry I performed a flawless cover of Clarence Carter's 'Strokin' at your grandma's nursing home

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[as our plane crashes towards the ground] I havent even watched game of thrones yet

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Fun prank: Just leave random "I'm sorry I hit your car" notes on people's cars and watch them look for a non existent dent.

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I've been binge-watching my life the first few seasons were better

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A werewolf corners you in a bouncy-castle. Your last moments are a real treat

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Ok apparently this is the whole point of the fake story and I am now a joke explainer account.

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I've been binge-watching my life the first few seasons were better

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911: Whats your emergency? ME: I pretended to steal a baby's nose & it really came off in my hand people are screaming am I going to prison?

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Turns out training a dog to smell approaching nuclear missiles is kind of pointless

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You can tell it's football Sunday because my cat was drunk by 9:30 am

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The waitress pointed and laughed at my calculator watch but guess who just got a 4.7% tip

[Yakko @yakkocrazy]

[as our plane crashes towards the ground] I havent even watched game of thrones yet

[Yakko @yakkocrazy]

You need only one Crossfit sticker on your car max

[Yakko @yakkocrazy]

Wife: You're using again aren't you? Me: *snorting a crushed up Shrek DVD* No this is a Shrek DVD I haven't touched Space Jam since rehab

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Before Fox News people would just stare directly into the sun to get upset

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Living in the past is a thing only well-off white people can dream of

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Farewell sweet Daniel! May flights of angels etc. I pray the Lord will overlook your many many (many) shortcomings

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let's hear it for the failsons who couldn't be here tonight

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if you ever think your ideas aren't good enough just remember one day someone said 'let's put milk in cardboard boxes'

[Yakko @yakkocrazy]

Wife: You're using again aren't you? Me: *snorting a crushed up Shrek DVD* No this is a Shrek DVD I haven't touched Space Jam since rehab