☄️ mars!

any/all ☆ 24 ★ acnh among other things ☆ 🧨🪦⛓ ★ am always lookin 4 friends n mutuals so !!! ❤️‍🩹 ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

[さぶ @AngieBarke61961]

帰宅すると妻から「猫が猫を枕にして寝てるから見てくれば？」と言われてので、猫同士寄り添って片方がそっともう片方のお尻に頭を乗せている微笑ましい光景を想像して見に行ったら、ガチ過ぎる枕の使い方で声出たwww

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(checking out sweatpants)
Urban Outfitters employee: Just a heads up... those are for guys with DICK. Not guys with peepee.
Me: My mistake 😅
German friend who is visiting: Vat about guy vist Schlong?
Employee: Let me check with my manager,

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@olivr_moon OOBLETS !!! so so so good literally the best use of my time . would quit my job to oob full time if it paid

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@ChubbyFr0ggy hi ! your messages are closed, but are you still accepting people? i’d love to come!

[teryn @youngtiddy]

am i being too obvious

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

don’t think Harry styles likes dressing like that. Looks miserable in pics. Prob is like hey man can I wear a suit or something maybe a big t shirt Pete Davidson gets to wear big stinky shirts. And his handler is like nah you’re the fake gay guy gotta wear fake gay guy clothes

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

this is literally my joker moment

[Shion Takeuchi @shhhhhionn]

I’m sorry guys, it’s true.💔
#insidejob

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@m00nkin @babzinbowburn aw beth oh my gosh !!! this is so gorgeous i’m so happy for you :)

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@gh0stgengar @faeryspot this sounds so adorable pls .. i would love to be included in smth like this :,,,)

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@plushieaxolotl @gh0stgengar i’m not the op but i would love to join in on that !!!

[Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers @tompetty]

The Tom Petty estate and our partners were shocked to find out that Tom’s song “I Won’t Back Down” was stolen and used without permission or a license to promote Kari Lake’s failed campaign.

[Yokani 🔪 Shop Open! @yokaniii_]

“Guy turns into chair for half the movie” was not what I was expecting

[KT🪻🙂‍↕️ @KTeaBean]

Wizard101 is actively having some issues rn 💀💀

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@jest0pher_games IT LOOKS SO GOOD !!! u look so stunning !!!! also i love your makeup oh my goodness u are just !! radiant !!!

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@LoveIsland_Game eddie is so fine what the fuck why’d you make kat take him 😭

[☄️ mars! @yakulteon]

@fuseboxgames can we get a nonbinary option i am screaming crying begging you 😭 either for us or for them