@PUBG_Support I so much love these little moments, when I can relax and imagine ultimately new PUBG experience in fresh new servers. Servers are so fresh, they even free of cheaters, yes! Same as of any other players. Kudos, Krafton, kudos.
I frantically grab for my seatbelt and start pulling, but the belt just keeps coming out forever. I get completely tangled up in the thing and finally wake up.
That’s what New Year’s holidays do to people.
Into @elonmusk Fairy Tale
So I finally decided to buy a Tesla Model 3. My brother (Alex) and I show up at what’s supposedly Tesla’s dealership.
And there, boom! People hanging out everywhere, hipsters walking around with wine glasses, music, DJs. It felt like a permanent party.
Elon starts peering at the seam. Then suddenly — click — he fastens his seatbelt. And gives me this distinctly Lenin-style wink, like, what are you waiting for?
That’s when it hits me — damn, Musk’s pretty sharp! I’m the idiot here...
screaming and left the game. I was alone in sudden silence in the middle of Miramar. In the end, I got my chicken.
Five years passed since then, but I still rememeber the command. That was a sign of subconsciousness.
Voice of Pubgod
Once upon a time I played in random squads.
I got matched with a tight-knit Turkish squad. We looted around Los Leones for five minutes, alone.
They were chatting constantly, but I couldn’t understand much. I didn’t mute them completely as they confirmed ...
multiple barrels coming from the compound. Within three seconds, all my teammates were knocked. Their screams blasted through voice chat. I glanced at our trusty truck — it was smoking. In the next second, the enemies finished off my teammates.
My new friends stopped...