CrudeJack

Comedy writer by hobby, dipshit by nature

[CrudeJack @yal_jack]

@Excrblrbl @Boldyboy1975 The guy who filmed this

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#belowdeckmed grow up Nathan. If you can’t handle the drink, don’t drink. Joe didnt badmouth Gael at all and you as usual, blew it out of proportion. You’re not professional and you even didn’t want the most qualified guy as deckhand due to your immature feelings outside of work

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#belowdeck we do not care about the guests! Stop showing us their lives before they come on board. We watch it for the crew.

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@A_karim44 Yeah it’s called A.I.tus

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#BelowDeckMed
Below deck producers: So y’know how everyone watches this show for the crew?
Audience: Yes
BD producers: so why don’t we show the intro clips for the guests?
Audience: No.
Below deck producers: exactly! So let’s show the self entitled rich spoilt-
Audience: stop

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@RuinYourDayNow @AllThingsBatRap @Young_Eek An American doing a cockney accent. Original.

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

So a man invited to the BAFTA’s as inspiration for a film demonstrating the horrific hostility and lack of understanding people with Tourette’s face… is now facing horrific hostility and a lack of understanding over his Tourette’s?

Have I got that right? 🤦

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@Gracie_Blue89 The should attend the BAFTA’s

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Did the #traitorsireland production not watch the British version? Why would you let the last finalists reveal if they were a traitor or a faithful when the point is you don’t know and you have to trust your gut for the last vote around the fire?

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@M_onyins @VideosProh Watch the video and you’ll see

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@OnlyNYCNunu @NotTheActor_ @OfficialRealRap Then don’t be a battle rapper.

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@FAFO_TV Hold the camera still ya fucking doofus

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Not sure what you’d do in terms of what the ‘objective’ would be, e.g. objective of last season was to buy a pub, season before was the competition with Kaleb, season before was the restaurant, unless you go bigger. Having your own festival or campervan park 😂

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@Dominos_UK Two pizzas = £58

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@NoContextBrits “Shite”… (Jaws)

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@Stingrayomega Hates cameras in his face so signed up to a reality show knowing there would be cameras in his face.

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@RestrictedVids Those baby toe thumbs

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@Smv_of_Heroes He looks like ET

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#TheTraitors so Freddie was a traitor, Charlotte was a traitor, and so Jake, Leanne, Alex and Francesca thought there were more traitors!? So that mean means they thought Alex was a traitor so they thought when there was just 6 of them left, there were 3 traitor!? Do the maths!

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@the_traitors_ sorry but there should be no option at this point for recruitment. That’s just beyond unfair, if the traitors have lost people, then that means they’ve screwed up, not the faithfuls.