canjena albicans

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@oliviarodrigo you were snubbed bbygirl

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I love Miley

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Forget her music for a second. If you don't respect how totally and completely Taylor dominates the entire night and makes basically everybody else in the room irrelevant than you just don't respect true super stardom. #TaylorSwift #Grammys

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

SOMEBODY COOKED HERE. Why are the Lions players actually so wholesome?? Stay Beautiful? Mr. perfectly Fine?? LONG LIVE?

Damn Detroit def has the swifties rooting for them for at least the NFC championship 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

😂😂😂

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

why couldn’t he have just bought reddit. he would have been so much happier

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@ttaz92 Yeah, I feel you I would like my 10k as well since I refinanced lmao

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

Please explain more

[TJ @ttaz92]

@JoeBiden When do I get my $10K rebate check for being responsible?

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@apop__tosis I feel targeted

[Grant Hermes @GrantHermes]

Students at Farmington HS walking out after a substitute teacher used the phrase “cotton picking” to describe a student in class today @Local4News

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@apop__tosis

[Hannah @McBBQSauce]

It’s hard for me to relate to Euphoria because in high school a friend brought a water bottle full of vodka to a sleepover when my parents were out of town, and I made her dump it down the drain in front of me.

[helena riley @freshhel]

Being a little stupid is soooo stressful when the airport is involved

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: how was your holiday
Cancer: I’m the only one who expresses genuine emotion in any of my interactions ever. It was fine.

[bryanboy @bryanboy]

She don’t cook she don’t clean 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️ good for her she deserves everything

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Crush: hey
Cancer: it’s ok your mother didn’t love you enough as a child I’ll fix it

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@BestBuy hey can we get some help with our order being delayed 4 months for 7 appliances?!

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@Majdinator But I am

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: and how do we deal with that problem
Cancer: emotional manipulation
Therapist: no

[canjena albicans @yaldoj]

@apop__tosis

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: are you crying
Cancer: no but I could be??

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancer: I was thinking we could go back to that restaurant where we had dinner 3 years & 4 months ago & where we discussed our past lives & the different shades of blue
Crush: ...I don’t like even remember that but ok