Francis🍜

momento mori

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

Netflix: Are you still watching?

Me, at 3:51 am:

[TatumsWrld @wrldoftatum]

-Didn’t resign a single center in the 2025 offseason

-Traded Anfernee AND a pick for Poopevic

-Missed out on Giannis because you wanted to keep “Hugo Gonzalez” and “Baylor Scheierman” who didn’t even log playoff minutes this past postseason

-Traded a top 8 player in franchise history to a divisional rival who you just BLEW A 3-1 LEAD TO for a 35 year old semiretired podcaster on the worst contract in the entire fucking league

Get the fuck out of my city

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

Lookin like I’m a 76ers fan now gang, let me know when you got the Brown jerseys ready @sixers @FCHWPO

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

Brad Steven’s officially has lost the script because on what timeline do you actually trade Brown for P Giddles and a couple first rounds

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

@sharpboyjon I had him at 3 around ht when I sent my buddy an update to mine

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

Fuck he think it was loaded with? Memories?

[Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka]

Man cuts open a $5,000 Tempur-Pedic mattress, claiming it’s just glued foam inside and not worth the price.

"just a bunch of foam... not worth anywhere close to $5,000"

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

@RixhQuay Damn bruh idek how I came across this shitt but prayin for you g 🤞

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

@Zionwilliamson Bro how tf you get 0 boards this whole game? Shit gotta be investigated because now you go head and get 7-8 boards next game watch- you got friends or family playing the unders heavy I see you 🤣

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

“Damn my wallet heavy” pick up your shorts and keep on game king tf you mean 😭💀

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

what do you even do in this situation 😭

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

feels like drowning but ina good way- peter piper got like 2.5x the nerve fibers than a finger so use your imagination

[Cardi Rie @carierobins_]

I wanna know what this feels like sooo bad

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

thibs tell me, what could it be? who told you at the end of the 3rd to hold him out in a need to win game? now either you were trying to lose this game or you’re just an absolute nincompoop @nyknicks

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

nah they better investigate the Knicks after this bruh, Robinson was shooting 4/5 with 8 points, 9 boards, 2 blocks, 2 steals with 2 turnovers (in a Knicks game with countless) and only 1 foul going into the 4th… why did he barely see minute of light in endgame?

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

the books had Robinson’s 10 point line with fairly decent odds (he had averaged about 6 per game this series). now why in a game, when he’s performing well and you need to comeback, would you leave him out for almost the entirety of the 4th? Is it because he had 8 already by 3rd?

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

Now why is something telling me Celtics boutta give us glimmers of hope by winning tn without Tatum- Can we do it 3 times back to back though? That I don’t know

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

this just tells us that we have a chance to catch the gorilla off guard I’m feeling more confident now

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Robert Irwin weighs in on the “100 men vs. 1 gorilla” debate.

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

chat gpt got faith in y’all, I believe 🤞

[🏴‍☠️ @DreamChasnMike]

i think 100 niggas could beat 1 gorilla everybody just gotta be dedicated to the shit😂😂

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

@lemndetox What if my hair like this though should a mf rock one or nah 🤣 yeah my hair frizzy as hell but that ain’t the point tho

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

@BussinWTB @FanDuel @FDSportsbook FanDuel: YaLocalNiceBoy

[Francis🍜 @YaLocalNiceBoy]

@jalenbrunson1 I swear you the biggest ball hog in the final mins of every fourth quarter. Shit works too you be hoopin but damn stop cookin my parlays let Josh Hart, Kat, or Anunoby shoot too😭