tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow
I want to fuck you in public when you’re with a skirt, i want you holding your moans to no one notice whats happening and i will cum inside you and make you walk holding my hands like a princess while my cum run down from your pussy
Two scientists walk into a bar.
"I'll have H20," says the 1st.
"I'll have H20, too," says the 2nd.
Bartender gives them water because he's able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position and pragmatic context.