Jacob Lambert

Dad of the year

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

@notthefakeSVP I don’t care at all. I’m a former season ticket holder who has turned down multiple free tickets the last couple of years. My fifteen year old son only cares about our basketball and baseball teams. He’d tell you he’s a Miami fan for football, and honestly, good for him.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Hey @PokemonGoApp thanks for the awesome top tier prize. It did get a laugh out of my kids at least.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

If you’re a fast food restaurant and you ask for a tip at checkout, I’m not bussing my own table.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Shout out to @sigsauerinc for the most painless customer service experience I’ve had. I have customer service anxiety and was dreading that call this morning. Instead it was quick, painless, and resolved quickly.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

When American Airlines eventually does fail, next year or 20 years from now, someone should gather as many of their customer feedback messages as possible and write a book based off of them.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Kick Lu Dort out of the league.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

@DRUDGE For probably 25 years I’d start my day on drudge. I’m having to break myself from the habit. The shitty ad service he has constantly has me scrambling to not install temu or other garbage apps after a single tap trying to find the x or close button.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Stuck at @BankOZK arena in Hot Springs watching the #AAA State Cheer competition. They won’t let us leave and re-enter. #freetheparents

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Thank you @PeteHegseth and @POTUS for ensuring the military got paid. If you could please do the same thing for all of the National Guard Title 32 civilians out here wearing the uniform and making sure our nation's reserve forces are ready, it would be greatly appreciated!

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

I didn't ever want to come back to this shithole, but here we are. The last 300 days the R's have shit on government employees. Now the D's are risking that swing in support by hard lining against the budget. Pass the fucking bill.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Thank you, @HiltonHotels for ruining my week in Hawaii. Pay your dadgum employees so your guests can get some sleep. #leavingearly #canigetarefund

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Freaking Taylor Swift concert movie ruining family movie day with her loud ass bleeding over into other screenings.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Hey @YouTubeTV how about some support for the military. This is stupid.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

@RepFrenchHill AND OUR REPRESENTATIVES. All of you are failing.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Employers, let your people telework if it’s feasible. These gas prices are killing us.

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

Hey @CarnivalCruise I think I’ve messed up and I’m panicking. 66 days till cruise and I registered a daughter twice and left a daughter off. Mega-dad-fail

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

@TolarianCollege I wish we could grassroot enough followers to skip this next set in protest. Like go to your LGS and buy some dice and inners and outers to make sure they get your support, but leave the MTG product on the shelves for a month or so.

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

Trainers, we’re celebrating the Season of Alola and Stufful Community Day by awarding one lucky winner with a trip for two to Hawaii! 🏝️🥳

To enter, retweet this tweet and follow our Twitter account!

[Davonte Davis⁉️ @MrDevoBuckets]

Omg❌😯🫖

[Jacob Lambert @yamltoe]

@allan_cheapshot And this is where Scott's back problems started