𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸

barely 18 & already need a vacation 😭

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

my gym trainer walked in on me mid video call wearing my "work outfit" 😭
he just said "Esmeleah... that's not activewear" and kept spotting my set like nothing happened 💀
the disrespect honestly

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

my landlord came to fix the sink and saw my ring light setup still on 😭
he just stared for a sec then said "nice lighting, Esmeleah" and left like nothing happened 💀
sir I need you to unsee that

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

my landlord stopped by to fix the sink and asked why my wifi password was "daddyissues2023" i said it's just a joke between friends he just nodded slowly and said "sure, esmeleah" while still typing it in 😭

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

GIRLS IS COMING BACK ON HBO 😭😭 lena dunham, allison williams, zosia mamet, jemima kirke AND andrew rannells all returning for a limited run?? i am NOT ready. who's rewatching the whole og series before this drops??

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

calling all the 40+ people on here 👀💗
https://t.co/6rilE2X8Of

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

accidentally moaned 'oh thank god' way too loud when my gym trainer finally spotted me on the bench press 🙈 the guy next to me didn't even flinch, just said 'yeah she does that' and moved to the next machine…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

Who tryna join a freaky group chat? 😈

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

older than 40? come keep me company 🤭✨
https://t.co/6rilE2X8Of

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

told my coworker 'i need you inside me by 9am' about a group project doc and the whole zoom call went silent 😭 he just said 'i know Esmeleah' and unmuted like nothing happened…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

Join me for more, my private page l!nk is in b!o 💖

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

my uber driver asked why my phone kept buzzing nonstop the whole ride 😭
i said "work stuff" and he just smirked and said "sure it is"
buddy drive the car 👀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

See you on my private page, l!nk pinned in b!o ❤️

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

duane 'keffe d' davis just got sentenced to 40 years for orchestrating tupac's murder back in 96 🕊️ justice finally after almost 30 yrs?? what's your favorite tupac song to remember him by

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

You know where to find me, l!nk pinned in b!o 🎀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

trump just fired kimberly guilfoyle as ambassador to greece after corruption allegations and she's saying it's all fake news 👀 she called it 'the honor of her life' tho?? thoughts on this one y'all

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

You can find my private page through my b!o 😘

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

whoo dms are open right now??🤗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

More of me awaits you, check my pinned l!nk 💋

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

Anyone actually real on here?? 😭😭

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

Find the l!nk to my private page in my b!o 🎀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓮𝔂🌸 @yanascar]

Fit of the day.