Alright I'm really bored.
I'm hosting an art competition.
Please reply to this tweet with your best drawing of a cake and I will critique them.
#Art#Cake#FridayFeeling#CodingTips
all these people complaining they're on watch lists
i've been on a watch list for the last nine years
i'm not allowed within 40 feet anything that can be milked
fucking farmers
I fully support donald trump calling georgia and asking them to find votes.
there is no shame in begging for something.
i routinely call my local dairy and shout down the phone when they refuse to pump milk into my parents water system
#MondayMotivation#ItsNotEvenMondayFuck
.@realDonaldTrump
I Dave, humbly submit a toast to Donald, for successfully managing to fail to capture the #Election2020, so that he may go to prison for tax evasion.
Congratulations Don, enjoy your orange jumpsuit.
people asking who i'm voting for in #Election2020
listen if they reduce taxes on cakes
i'll vote for them, well not personally i'll have my mother wheel herself down to the polls and do it for me
playing the #FinalFantasy7Remake and this game is extremely unrealistic
this dude has really big sword and all the women love him
listen fellas the only things women want are cars, houses and money.
WELL THAT'S AT LEAST WHAT BARBARA WANTED YOU BITCH.
#sadweekend
Should I get a dog or a cat?
Need something that's willing to eat frosting off my chest, but isn't bothered by stray body hair.
Unrelated, anyone know the best way to dispose of a hamster?
#AskAVet#CodingTips#ThursdayMotivation
Good on President Trump refusing to do a virtual debate.
I refuse to do virtual meetings.
In fact I go one further and just refuse to do anything. I'm a grown man. I'm living in MY PARENTS basement so THEY can clean up MY empty cake boxes.
That's how it works.
People might be wondering why I've not been tweeting recently about game progress.
I've been helping the president's press team to get the most contradictory message about his condition.
If anyone can keep a delusional audience raptured with the promise of hope. It's me.
Sad to hear about President Trump's positive test.
He taught me everything I know about bugfixing. If you do zero tests you will find zero bugs.
#CodingTips#FridayMotivation
Listen I didn't setup any sort of bug tracking software before releasing the demo because the demo is perfect.
If you've found a bug, you're probably playing the game wrong.
#MondayMotivation#CodingTips#gamedevelopment