YandereDave

I'm the independent game developer making Kēki ai doko demo!! (ケーキ愛どこでも).

Please feel free to ask questions about how development is going.

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Can anyone who is working competently on their projects please stop.

You're making my progress on my project look bad.

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

@PillowsPopcorn hurry up i've been waiting for nearly a year now

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Alright I'm really bored.

I'm hosting an art competition.

Please reply to this tweet with your best drawing of a cake and I will critique them.

#Art
#Cake
#FridayFeeling
#CodingTips

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

hunting through the fbi photos to see if barbara is in there

fuck barbara (i haven't for seven years)

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

all these people complaining they're on watch lists

i've been on a watch list for the last nine years

i'm not allowed within 40 feet anything that can be milked

fucking farmers

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

I fully support donald trump calling georgia and asking them to find votes.

there is no shame in begging for something.

i routinely call my local dairy and shout down the phone when they refuse to pump milk into my parents water system

#MondayMotivation
#ItsNotEvenMondayFuck

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

promise everything
deliver nothing
donate to my patreon

#NewYear

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

someone said it's xmas and i haven't posted in a while

yeh it's xmas, donate to my patreon and maybe i'll post an update

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

the only president i will recognise

#WriteInTrumpForGeorgiaSenate

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Ma'am this is a game development account.

I don't pay any taxes because you only pay taxes when you work and I don't work.

[Janie Begley @JanieBegley]

@yanderedave @realDonaldTrump I hope you enjoy higher taxes, more killing babies and a “dark Winter!”

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

.@realDonaldTrump

I Dave, humbly submit a toast to Donald, for successfully managing to fail to capture the #Election2020, so that he may go to prison for tax evasion.

Congratulations Don, enjoy your orange jumpsuit.

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

people asking who i'm voting for in #Election2020

listen if they reduce taxes on cakes

i'll vote for them, well not personally i'll have my mother wheel herself down to the polls and do it for me

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

playing the #FinalFantasy7Remake and this game is extremely unrealistic

this dude has really big sword and all the women love him

listen fellas the only things women want are cars, houses and money.

WELL THAT'S AT LEAST WHAT BARBARA WANTED YOU BITCH.

#sadweekend

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

And still only gets 30FPS on Yandere Simulator

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Posting specs:

Intel Core i7-10700K
Zotac GeForce RTX 2060 Super
G.Skill TridentZ RGB 32GB
Samsung 970 EVO Plus 1TB M.2 NVMe main
6TB SSD storage
Corsair iCUE H100i AIO
NZXT H510i case

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

It's Friday, ask me anything

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Should I get a dog or a cat?

Need something that's willing to eat frosting off my chest, but isn't bothered by stray body hair.

Unrelated, anyone know the best way to dispose of a hamster?

#AskAVet
#CodingTips
#ThursdayMotivation

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Good on President Trump refusing to do a virtual debate.

I refuse to do virtual meetings.

In fact I go one further and just refuse to do anything. I'm a grown man. I'm living in MY PARENTS basement so THEY can clean up MY empty cake boxes.

That's how it works.

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

People might be wondering why I've not been tweeting recently about game progress.

I've been helping the president's press team to get the most contradictory message about his condition.

If anyone can keep a delusional audience raptured with the promise of hope. It's me.

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Sad to hear about President Trump's positive test.

He taught me everything I know about bugfixing. If you do zero tests you will find zero bugs.

#CodingTips
#FridayMotivation

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

@42Mine666 Parody?

What do you think I am parodying?

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Listen I didn't setup any sort of bug tracking software before releasing the demo because the demo is perfect.

If you've found a bug, you're probably playing the game wrong.

#MondayMotivation
#CodingTips
#gamedevelopment

[YandereDave @yanderedave]

Haven't tweeted in a while, still recovering from how bad that cake drawing was.

Might be a sugar coma as well.