Liquid Gold ✨

too sweet, too hott, too rude but you'll love me

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

Adulting means remembering your friend’s birthday ALL week but then forgetting to tell them on the actual day 🤦🏾‍♀️

[noor୨୧ @wottheberry]

my mom called on friday night and asked if she could take my 5-year-old daughter to the park on saturday morning at 10 a.m. just for a "quick swing session."

she explicitly told me, "make sure you stay home and relax, you look so tired."

i didn't sleep at all that night because the baby was teething, so i was literally crying tears of gratitude.

my husband and i spent the morning sleeping in, eating cold pizza in bed, and completely resetting our sanity.

around 2:00 p.m., i realized they’d been gone for four hours. there wasn't a set return time, but the park is five minutes away.

i called my mom to ask if i should come pick her up.

the phone rings, and all i hear in the background is massive cinematic bass, popcorn crunching, and loud music.

my mom whispers: "we aren't at the park. we're at the movie theater watching the new Disney release.

she wanted a large Icee so we got one. don't call me again, we're going to the toy store after this. go watch a show or something. bye."

she literally didn't even ask permission.

turns out she had a full-day itinerary planned since wednesday and deliberately lied about the park just so i wouldn't "interfere with their girl's day."

i’m currently sitting on the couch while my kid is getting completely hyped up on sugar and plastic by a woman who used to ground me for breathing too loud.

grandparents are a completely different breed of criminal.

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

One thing that Dj gonna do is TALK!

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

KFC has back the original fries! Finally!

[Tokyo ❤️‍🔥 @Tokyouna]

The slow motion makes it hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

A roundabout at lowlands … 🙄

[Nicole ✨ @BombshellCole]

I’m an elder millennial. I’m never letting go of my emotional support denim jacket, gold hoop earrings, boomerang drink videos, 90s R&B, side parts, and peace signs in my pics. Fight me.

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

Gas going up 28 cents 🤯

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

Pricesmart not having Greek yogurts for weeks is taking me out!! 🥺

[A Fake Account🇧🇧 @_dtch_]

WHO TF came up with buying event merchandise now?!?!? Why a branded cup and umbrella is an add on after I just give you 300+ Mia Dollars!?!?!…..
Man don’t offset me this Crop Over season

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

This is so embarrassing!

[Speedy Updates @SpeedUpdates1]

IShowSpeed gets pushed back by security after trying to enter the fast food joint Chefette, after being mistaken as a fan in Barbados 🇧🇧😭

[Kevon. @KevonEdey]

I am horrendously disappointed.
Don’t call my house - respect our privacy at this time.

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

Now man got instant belly hurt

[Luke the Good @lukeyism]

A roti and a milkshake? Man Jaja fuck off

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

Roti and garlic sauce.
He gonna repeat chefette for the rest of the tour 🤣

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

@IShowSpeedHQ play some cricket at the Oval tomorrow. Would like to see ya get up and run/ hit a 6

[Luke the Good @lukeyism]

What does Megan’s situation teach us? Money, power and influence will not save you.

It’s not IF a man will embarrass you, it’s WHEN and HOW

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

As a mother….having a child does in fact stop a lot. Don’t let them lie to you

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

being able to carry a child full term and deliver a baby safely & healthily is such an underrated blessing.

[Liquid Gold ✨ @yanibabes]

@danzbananz_ Legit one of my fav places to eat! Everything is good

[Destiny ✨ @destiny_ndlovu]

My colleague says his wife doesn’t fight anymore, doesn’t complain, and forgives him for everything. Should I tell him what that means🤔🤣or should I let him find out for himself?

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

I owe an apology to all the women I thought were bitter while their husbands seemed so easygoing.

Now I know it is very easy to be easygoing
when someone else is carrying the entire weight of your life.