Shawna Bains

My inner monologue is boring, and I need tea to function. 🇨🇦

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@cibc Mine and my husband's Verified by Visa texts and calls are coming in so delayed that the payment we're trying to make times out. Is VbV down?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@cityofcalgary The link to the Branching Out tree request form isn't bringing up anything. Is this just happening to me?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@CalgaryParking Went to the Calgary Zoo this afternoon and need to register my vehicle as a member, no payment necessary. If I get a ticket will it be repealed?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@StanleyParkBrew Are you guys dog and toddler friendly?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TxML1CPcMH

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@KathleenSawisky I mean... it's true. I don't feel like a hero. Not always drudgery but still sometimes?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@cityofcalgary Is there any facility where I can take my 11 month old swimming without paying $80+ to rent the entire pool?
All the self-guided shallow pool opportunities are minimum age 8.

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@CalgaryHumane I have a bunch of towels, sheets and blankets that we no longer need - do you accept all those as donations?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Cam is making pork chasu in the sous vide for our ramen tomorrow.

And once again, my dumb ass just tried to smell the pork... The pork that's cooking in a completely sealed plastic bag enclosed in a vat of water.

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

OMG! Who did this?!?! Best 2 minutes of your day, week, month, maybe year.

#WearAMask #SleepingBeauty #COVID19 #Masks #MasksSaveLives

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@c1aireify I did the TCB newborn class and I think we nailed down her wake windows (Huckleberry's sweet spots are usually too short of WW) but I tried covering her blinds with a dark sheet and she's sleeping way longer for naps now! Thanks girl <3

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Moms of Twitter - given that she hasn't rolled back to front yet, are naps in the swaddle still OK? She sleeps in sleep sacks but she's a shit napper and the swaddle seems to be the only thing that works for naps > 15 minutes #GoTheFuckToSleep

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@WeAreBrewsters Is there a limit on number of people at a table right now? Looking to sit 5 adults plus a toddler and a baby in Mckenzie Towne but not sure if the kids count towards a maximum headcount.

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Leaving for a 2 week road trip with a 9.5 week old baby on Saturday.
Send advice, tips, thoughts and prayers plz.

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@kylec053 Bottom, near the power station.

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Decent sized hail in Douglasdale #abstorm

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Pretty sure that all babies are just emotional terrorists who use their powers of cuteness for emotional blackmail.
"Give me snuggles or I scream and you bash your head into a wall until you succumb"

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@KathleenSawisky Are you still working from home?

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

@_tutsiii @Crackmacs Then you'd get reported and the proper officials would show up at your house and you'd simply show them there's no one there who shouldn't be (no large groups) and they'd chuckle and say "enjoy your 12 pizzas"
You'd be a dick to not offer them a slice, though :P

[Shawna Bains @yankebugs]

Good morning, cutie https://t.co/gY4YbThutk