𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸

late night drives 🎧

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

can the 40+ crowd come say hi pls? 🥹💕
https://t.co/0P3GHMzmJR

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

can me and my bestie rate ur dc!!kkkkkkkk? 🎀💗 just say yes or no!!

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

trump just fired kimberly guilfoyle as ambassador to greece after corruption allegations and she's saying it's all fake news 👀 she called it 'the honor of her life' tho?? thoughts on this one y'all

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

who dms are opennn right now??🤗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

accidentally moaned 'oh thank god' way too loud when my gym trainer finally spotted me on the bench press 🙈 the guy next to me didn't even flinch, just said 'yeah she does that' and moved to the next machine…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

asked my new landlord if he could 'come check my pipes' and he showed up literally five minutes later with a toolbox 💀 i wasn't even dressed for that kind of commitment yet…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

duane 'keffe d' davis just got sentenced to 40 years for orchestrating tupac's murder back in 96 🕊️ justice finally after almost 30 yrs?? what's your favorite tupac song to remember him by

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

WHO'S DOWN TO SHOW THEIR DC!!KKKKKKK 😭✨

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

OOTD.

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

if you’re in your 40s or older, hmu 👀💗
https://t.co/0P3GHMzmJR

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

i accidentally called my teacher daddy in front of everyone 😭 why did he act like it was completely normal tho 💀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

my landlord stopped by to fix the sink and asked why my wifi password was "daddyissues2023" i said it's just a joke between friends he just nodded slowly and said "sure, esmeleah" while still typing it in 😭

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

my doctor asked what i do for a living during my checkup and i panicked and said 'content creation' 👀
he just nodded and said "i figured, Esmeleah, your heart rate's a little high" 😭
sir read the room

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

bathroom lighting really said slay fr 😭✨

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

calling all the 40+ people on here 👀💗
https://t.co/0P3GHMzmJR

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

let me and my bffs rate ur dc!!kkkkkk pls pls pls 🥹💓

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

my uber driver asked why my phone kept buzzing nonstop the whole ride 😭
i said "work stuff" and he just smirked and said "sure it is"
buddy drive the car 👀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

not me tearing up over this 🥺 pope leo XIV had part of his lung removed after a cancer diagnosis but surgery went well 🤍 sending him all the healing vibes rn. what's everyone's favorite thing about him so far? 🕊️

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

sending (‿ˠ‿) to everybody who says ' hey ' 💗

and i'm serious asf, just try me fr🫣

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓮𝓮🌸 @yankobeda]

my coworker borrowed my laptop for one second and my tabs were... not spreadsheet related 😭
he just slid it back and said "noted" with a straight face
sir you didn't have to say noted 💀