Andrew Yanker

I stole all these tweets, I just don’t know what to steal.

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

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1.) $1,000/ month
2.) $2,500/ month
3.) $5,000/ month
4.) $10,000/ month
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[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

“Baby I got your back”- Sir Mix A lot of Love to Give

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Just ordered an Uber Black to take me to the downfall of collective society

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

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https://t.co/7MQrGnNMka

#comedy #cars #hollywood #usedcars #commercial

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Turns out, I’m vulnerable to the elements

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Comedians in Cars at “Makeout Point”

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Empires were not built on a croissant every morning probably…

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Tik Toks are the single use water bottles of content

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

I’m a triple threat…to myself

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

You can mostly spell winning with whining!

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

IM NOT THERAPIST

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

@iUsedToBeADuck When I need you to write jokes for me

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

All food is dog food if you’re rich enough

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

I’m a loan wolf!

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Whose the new dog catcher, cause they’re sleeping on the job!!

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Remember to try to vote today!!

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Sparkling water is kind of dumb, it doesn’t really sparkle all that hard, get over yourself!

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Get on down to the EH: East Hollywood!!

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

I like my dogs how I like myself, spoiled and misbehaved 😈

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Lame/cornyasfuck needs be an option when reporting ads on Instagram

[Andrew Yanker @yankstarz]

Friends with benefits took away my benefits now I’m a fuck contractor