Yannick mused

The Italian Trigger or the black Karl Pilkington?

Inside the mind of a man from a parallel dimension.

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"Oh fcuk, Mario's out!!!"
What?
"Mario for iphone!!!"
#28yearoldman #mario

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"Did you say her name was sushi? I thought you said Stushi, but it was Tracey right?"
No
#notsushiorstushiortracey #yannickism #dada

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"What is a Burtie?"
#Burtie #whoisburtie?

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"I think my best position is left back"
What, left back in the changing room?
"I don't get it"
#leftback #idontgetit

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"Have you ever seen a squirrel jump on a mans hand!?"
No
"I have!!!"
#classicyannickism #squirrel #squirrels

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"Blowing steam up my ass"
#arse #smoke

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"You have a very soft finger"
#thanks #finger #soft

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"Guess what I found out yesterday?!"
What?
"The kangaroo is not related to the rodent"
#learnsomethingneweveryday #kangaroo #rodent

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"Ryan we had so much fun"
When?
"In my dream last night"
#wetdream #yannickism #dreaming

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"These new people have very similar names... James & Charles"
#newpeople #thesame #confusinglysimilar #dada

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"The first football match I ever went to see was Arsenal"
Who were they playing?
"Another team"
#classicmatch #arsenal #anotherfc

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"Look at this video. He's dead. My Mum showed me that last night at 1 O'Clock in the morning"
#averagenightatthedadahousehold #Dagenham

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"wow what are they!?!?"
Hula Hoops
#hulahoop #hulahoops #savorysnack #crisps #neverseenthembefore

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If you could be any superhero who would it be?
"Squirrel man"
#squirrel #squirrelman #superhero

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"What is this only fools and horses?"
#onlyfoolsandhorses #neverheardofit

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(Colleague carving a pumpkin for Halloween)
"Why are you doing that? Is there food inside?"
#pumpkin #halloween #yannickism #trigger

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"In Italy we say your ass is your fortune"
Why is that?
"In Roman times the boys with the best bums were showered with gifts by the old men"

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"Once all I ate all week was rice and tomato ketchup. I was trying to be a Vegetarian"
#vegan #vegetarian #yannickism

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"I'm thinking of going to a fancy dress party as the twins from the Matrix"
What, you and someone else?
"No just me"
#trigger #yannickism

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"PC has a lot of meanings doesn't it? I just learnt that it also means policeman" #personalcomputer #politicallycorrect #policeconstable