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SAHW | 3.23.23 💍 | ♍️

[y092 @yanuceli]

@elonmusk I love Grok
Also Beacon Coffee Co. is so good

[y092 @yanuceli]

Me after blasting music thru a residential street at 2am, doing 50 in a 25, and running a red light: “I’m sorry Officer, I’m just a girl!”

[y092 @yanuceli]

@SalvadoranPride Pacayas 🙃

[y092 @yanuceli]

Me after paying with my husband’s credit card- “I bought you a special present.”

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

Habemus Papam! We have a Pope!

The Cardinals gathered in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel have elected Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost as the 267th Pope, who took the name Pope Leo XIV.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

No way

[y092 @yanuceli]

What I imagine my husband doing when I hear him singing in the bathroom 🤭🤭

[y092 @yanuceli]

@musk_news13 Yes

[y092 @yanuceli]

The hardest part of marriage is trying to figure out what to feed this man 😐

[y092 @yanuceli]

Random drunk girlies praying for all of us in the bathroom is such a vibe

[y092 @yanuceli]

McDonald’s is my guilty pleasure

[y092 @yanuceli]

I kinda like how my car looks with a busted headlight..
Like yes bitch, I’m capable of vehicular manslaughter 😘

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

7. This is what a giant banana would look like in Earth's orbit

[y092 @yanuceli]

@iam_kendiii Use ovulation kits and avoid having unprotected sex on fertile days

[y092 @yanuceli]

My husband after looking for anything for 30seconds:
“It’s gone, I’m just gonna order another one.”

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

If Game of Thrones was filmed in a Trailer Park

[y092 @yanuceli]

*Me sitting in the closet trying to get some alone time..
My husband who can’t live without me, searching for me throughout the house:

[MAJESTIC WORLD @cricketfacts08]

@PicturesFoIder This woman wakes up every morning to wave to the school bus passing every morning, and that day was her birthday.

[y092 @yanuceli]

Me parking: That’s as good as it’s gonna get

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@Ashy_slashee The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring as it was filmed in 1982, seen by AI.

[🎞️ demonflyingfox]