#NewProfilePic Is this shitty enough yet. lmk.
In this era of AI, you all should be kissing my feet for making horrible images the old fashion way!!!!!!!
I think if I put a metal fork in a microwave, it just wouldn't explode, because I'm that goated. And/or I'd see god and he'd be like "yooooooo" and he'd high five me and it'd be so cool.
If you're spying on my twitter to figure out my weaknesses, just know, I wouldn't eat your god damn food anyways.
Not out of safety, your cooking just fucking sucks.