funniest shit ever was a couple months back when the IDF announced “two soldiers received minor injuries in a rocket attack in Lebanon” and like 10 minutes later Hezbollah posted a video of them getting blown 200 feet into the fucking sky
I stopped issuing QT political takes because the only thing I ever wanna say is "this dead-eyed idiot should be tortured to death" and that is generally unproductive
People don't like watching movies with me because when the bad guys get one over on the good guys for even a moment I become withdrawn and morose, and stop taking food and water for days
My family and I used to visit Beau Biden’s grave a decent amount when I was a kid. It was good clean fun, and above all affordable. The rest of my childhood was a blur.