lex♡

insufferable & annoying, but pretty

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

"¿cuál es tu gusto musical?" no se amigo, si suena bien, lo agrego a la playlist

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Does anyone else spend the entire movie turning the volume up and down because modern movies have zero sound consistency? 😭

[miia @miiagarro]

i be in my room like an inmate

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

when i remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏 is reading GOT @playym8te]

what the fuck is the point of voting lmaoo producers doing whatever they want anyways 😭😭😭

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

i don’t like when plans aren’t solidified like WHAT are we doing and WHERE

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

miss you. (the money i spent)

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

i hate when i open somebody’s story and it’s their birthday

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Bringing a white girl a $9 coffee is a sign of great respect in their culture.

[Jacob @jacobfullofpain]

How are these people supposed to have jobs after this show what hospital is hiring Kenzie

[g @garlandrg]

Not to be dramatic but I’ve never had an AI customer service interaction that didn’t make me want to burn down a data center

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[aria @ariaxskkye]

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two boobs in ur face