Maddy

yapping into the void

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

@CottonOn changing your return policy and not informing customers until after they pay so they can’t return and are stuck with store credit 🥰🥰😍

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

I think we should hit Hispanic ice agents with a “Ella quiere llorar”

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

This weeks @LivingLchaim episode

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Men with big noses have massive cocks I will not elaborate on this further

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

The desendents of people who worshipped the golden calf are now trump supporters

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Men will want to hold your hand in public and be affectionate and still say you’re just friends

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Why are men all of a sudden asking what are we ?

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

I can’t believe you stupid fucks would rather screw over every one of your fellow Americans for people that would gladly throw you off a building if they had the chance

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Anyways I’m celibate now

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Why would anyone in the year 2024 have a pager on them

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Friendly reminder that a people pleaser is someone who kills three people bc they didn’t put the oxygen mask on themselves before helping others

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Bro why did this dude wear his kippah to a sneaky link I mean I get it but likee

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

No, because why does H&M only make like three smalls and like four extra small and 1000 XL

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

I just wanted a hot girl summer and now on Labor Day I got a dude up my line begging me to marry him

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

I AM ONE SLIGHT INCONVENIENCE AWAY FROM SHAVING MY HEAD

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A CULTURE STFU

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

Why is everyone religious now

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

@Uber pls help a girl out I have no phone number

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

I hate that fat bitch on my fyp who’s always stuffing her face. Food ain’t running away from you babes

[Maddy @yapperanonymous]

No bc why tf is David Muir so fine