Unfiltered Mind

Random thoughts on life, sports, memes & whatever's on my mind.
•Real & unfiltered •

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

Your mental health day is just a laziness day with better marketing. Discipline beats dopamine. Stop romanticizing weakness and get to work.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

there should really be a 30-minute grace period between when your alarm goes off and when you actually have to start perceiving reality.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

the absolute urge to completely change my life, identity, and wardrobe at midnight vs. the absolute refusal to get out of bed at 8 am.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

my favorite hobby is telling myself "i'm going to sleep early tonight" at 9 pm, and then staring at wikipedia articles about ancient architecture until 3 am.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

trying to find the perfect meme to send someone to express exactly how i feel without having to actually use my words or show vulnerability.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

dating apps are just a digital catalog of people who also don't know how to start a casual conversation with a stranger.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

ordering something online with standard shipping and then checking the tracking status every three hours like it’s going to magically teleport to your doorstep.

[Poetic Nature @NaturePoetic]

@yappinghere_ Well said. Some sunsets heal more than they show.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

@NaturePoetic Some sunsets don't just paint the sky, they quiet the soul.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

i love being invited to things, but i love it even more when the plans get canceled last minute and i can stay in my pajamas completely guilt-free.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

text messaging has ruined us because why am i staring at three bouncing dots like my entire future depends on what brand of pasta a person bought.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

my weekly screen time report came back and at this point my phone should be paying rent for how much time i spend living inside it.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

closing an app because you're bored, only to immediately open the exact same app on autopilot ten seconds later, is a special kind of modern brain damage.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

being a working professional is 10% actual productivity and 90% finding new, exhausting ways to say "hope you're having a good week" to people you do not care about.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

nothing humbles you quite like doing the math to figure out exactly how much money you made during a 15-minute bathroom break.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

re-signing my contract to let my favorite sports team completely ruin my mental health for another consecutive year.
no salary. no benefits. just pure, unadulterated emotional damage.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

being an adult is just looking at a $14 salad, realizing you could make it at home for $4, and then paying $23 to have it delivered because your couch has successfully held you hostage.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

my therapist told me i need to stop using humor as a defense mechanism.
anyway, i told her that’s a hilarious joke and asked if she accepts payment in visual memes.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

I have seen that reading a lot naturally improves writing ability.

[Unfiltered Mind @yappinghere_]

It’s actually fun to have a crush when you know there’s no chance of anything happening ever.