Yara Issa

Perpetually weepy

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

@leafshapedheart you're a genius and brace yourself for the ending

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

@leafshapedheart hi

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

@vampireweakdays

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

@vampireweakdays why

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

Nope. None. Nada. Zero.

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

which people are worse: serial killers or those assholes who jog in place while waiting to cross the street

[Jenni Konner @JenniKonner]

A great diet is watching Hannibal.

[Mae @mzeld]

This person worked hard their entire life and now has a better car than me. What a fucking asshole.

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

Total eclipse of the fart

[Mae @mzeld]

Get your body ready for summer by caressing it and saying "shh, it's okay."

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

Do you know what's in that apple? Logic. Bitterness. Intellectual Bullshit.

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

Butterflies in my brain

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

The story is still asleep. It dreams

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

@JawadFadel I don't tweet often so you don't طّل عليّي often

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

The incurable Jawad syndrome

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

I'll fist bump Wolverine if I have to

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

Googled all my favourite colours. And got what I want

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

I'll cherish my friendship with movies

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

@Maria_Ghosh serna 2

[Yara Issa @yaranissa]

Every friend of Jawad is a friend of mine