Erin Hyatt 🌕🦇

Web designer/developer, nerd, kitty cat enthusiast. I mostly use twitter to stalk more interesting people, shhh~ My husband and I make silly videos about beer.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she'll vote her own rights away 'cause of gas prices.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Pleased to report I will be in the next Dune movie as one of them big worms. But a sassy as hell big worm. I come out of the ground at the very end and give them all a real piece of my mind and whatnot. Then they're all like "Daaamn, I guess that big worm told us!!!" End credits

[Erin Hyatt 🌕🦇 @yard_wolf]

@dawning_crow Aww, I love gin and I love your art, what a perfect match!

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

A fun prank is to take someone to Funkytown when they ask to be taken down to Paradise City but they're on their phone and shit and they look up and say "Hey this ain't Paradise City this is Funkytown and whatnot" and you both laugh and laugh and become dear friends and so forth.

[T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner]

If Laura Palmer had time to have several boyfriends, care for Johnny Horne, do Meals on Wheels, visit an agoraphobic recluse, go to high school, be a sex worker, and still write in her diary and get high every day; you have time to write your novel.

[Alan Wake 2 @alanwake]

✅ Very bright flashlight
✅ Thermos (1 of 99)
✅ Map
✅ UV pen and light

You'll need all these for your journey to Bright Falls. We have 5 of these kits to give away. #AlanWake

Retweet for a chance to win! Terms and conditions: https://t.co/MYPxZAGvWj

[Erin Hyatt 🌕🦇 @yard_wolf]

Haters gonna hate, Last Night in Soho was great. Yes, you use a Siouxsie and the Banshees song you get an automatic pass. Yes, you use one of my Big Fears (people with no face) you get extra credit. Just so great. 🥰

[Erin Hyatt 🌕🦇 @yard_wolf]

Whenever I step on a mine in Deathloop...

[DEATHLOOP @deathloop]

With a setup like this, being stuck in a timeloop might not be so bad after all! Follow and RT for a chance to win this custom turntable and an exclusive vinyl press featuring DEATHLOOP selects including "Déjà Vu" from @sencitmusic featuring FJØRA!

Rules: https://t.co/5Qmdd8e2Dm

[Erin Hyatt 🌕🦇 @yard_wolf]

@DothTheDoth Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill made me sleep with a light on back when I read it, still my favorite book of his

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

FFFFFFFFUCK - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

WE ARE CLOSED

NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE

THEY HAVE HEARD THE LOW THRUM THAT COMES FROM THE FOREST'S CENTER

THEY RUN TOWARDS IT NOW, READY TO SHOW IT THEIR ENTIRE ASS

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing being a little mouse who sleeps in a bed made out of a biscuit tin

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

You: Words have intent and can inform reality

Me: ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... ....................... .......................werewolf butt stuff