nosferhawktuah

born hater

[lex @nhllex]

How the entire timeline is currently describing Massachusetts:

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

@Verizon what the FUCK IS GOING ON

[𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔞.𝔥𝔩 @lobotomy_user]

theres a long standing method for resolving the political tension right now, and i shouldnt have to spell it out

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

@Kori_kiing Can kori toot come to my baby shower please. I’ll give you a labubu.

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

RIP Code orange yall started getting weird so maybe this is fair 😞😞

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

Lydia waiting for season 17 to finish filming so she could walk in for all stars 10 again

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

being pregnant kinda hurts

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

Seinfeld is not funny

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

#NewProfilePic

[nosferhawktuah @yardsard97]

I need to see sam star booted off drag race immediately

[mi @egirlpeidona]

i mean fuck, i like pills, i like drugs, i like gettin money, i like strippers, i like to fuck, i like day-drinkin and day parties and hollywood, i like doing hollywood shit— snort it, probably would

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this