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I am 32 years old and still not really clear on what a blowout (hair version) actually is

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Would like to know why the hell I’m not in the Cotswolds rn 🧐

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@brooklynROFL Damn I wish

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Me using data to log into Twitter from my LG chocolate during second period government class

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The biological need to watch EVERY Succession tiktok

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I spent 18 years of my life living in Nevada and still have not been presented with any convincing evidence that Reno is a real place

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Should I release five years worth of drafts y/n

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Will this have the same effect that cleaning out the room in my house I’ve been avoiding for months would have?

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@brooklynROFL This is the truest thing and it’s often devastating

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*I will still occasionally send a follow up asterisk so you know I’m not dumb

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I’m not editing my texts for any of you figure out what I mean or gtfo!!!!

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The compulsion to tweet about absolutely nothing exactly three times a year

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@brooklynROFL I do not remember the genders of the gps

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@brooklynROFL Chaps and lads if I ever saw any

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@brooklynROFL You said old people and my brain said yes

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Really in my drinking Mountain Dew on the jobsite era

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Forgot to tell you about this one: prosciutto, cantal, greens, tomato, mushroom, on fresh baked bread (Chez Alain Miam Miam, Paris). Have been replaying each bite in my head for weeks.

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This is why it’s a bad idea to let me get hungry

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Turkey, provolone, banana peppers, tomato, iceberg lettuce, oil & vin, s&p, oregano on a day-old-pizza-dough baguette (my kitchen, thx to @mattereschke)

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@jraywelch @kat_oconnor This is a fair point. Definitely a lot can go wrong with a vegetable that can get so squishy. But when it’s good, it’s the best.

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@kat_oconnor This is giving me a lot to think about.

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@kat_oconnor My favorite vegetable and it’s not even close?? Ordered four separate zucchini dishes at one restaurant this weekend.