Yarn ΘΔ

Yarn | 27 | they/it | ΘΔ | gay sleepy ferret | mustelid cladotherian | en/fr

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

hi I’m Yarn 🧶 I’m just a ferret who wants to hear about your dreams 💭

pfp (and subsequent animation) by @TheAlpacaQueen
banner by @JC_Daisy_

figured it was about time for a new pinned post, I’ve changed a lot since my last one!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@shugauru3 can I DM you?? :) i’d love to talk splat with ya!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

i rly wish i had more splatoon friends to play raiders and pvp and salmon run and stuff with.

almost every discord server i’m in for splatoon has people who are just outright mean, rude, terrible people to interact with… sigh 😔

maybe some day!!!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@voidkitsu omg hi… 😳 may I DM you about it?? :) i’d love to make more splat friends!!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

splatoon raiders is so fun, it should be illegal :’)

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

being gay and hopelessly romantic is hard… especially when your romantic feelings are toward a FICTIONAL character 😰 worse yet… this is the character 🫩 happy Splatoon Raiders Release night y’all 💕

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@Redrooey i was like “what could it possibly be? wider shot spread?” hit play and audibly GUFFAWED… this is so good… every redrooey splatoon post is gold 💖

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@PanPanda2112 😭 that’s so sucks… like.. success as a parent should be based on “quality of parenting” not “quantity!!!”

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

i wish that cishet people realized how absolutely impolite and rude it is to ask other people (me) why they haven’t had kids yet. like. ma’am i’m disabled and gay and broke. read the room!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@Canaanchaos i’m gonna transition into a tradwife 😭

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@taghantadh RIGHT?? and even if i never have kids, like… my life still means something and has value!!!!! i’m not only valuable for what humans i spawn, smh!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@The_Toast_Queen that’s the joke, girliepop!!! 💖 🏳️‍⚧️!!!! also i miss you 😡

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

have y’all heard of this gameshow “The Chase.” i put it on in the background not knowing what it was. they talking about “outrun the chaser” and “we’re going to the Chaser Lounge” 😨 im scared

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

thinking back to my boss at the cheese shop who would “write” cheese and wine pairing appraisals for her customers’ subscription service with Ch*tGPT… i was like. bro the LLM can’t taste those things. write it yourself!! 😐

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

new psych meds are a little too effective LOL i’m having trouble masking at my job lmfaoooo :’) okay longtime coworker you are going to suddenly hear about how much i love mustelids for 45 minutes

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

this pic has never not given me insane insane insane feelings of gender envy

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@BadTweetsDepot stoat = color based camouflage adaptation
cuttlefish = color based camouflage adaptation

🤨 i’m a very layman kinda ecologist enthusiast but… there are mustelids everywhere for those with the eyes to see…….

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

i know i’ve always been super into mustelids but… i’m revisiting a long time dormant cuttlefish fixation and like… wowwww… fucking wow i love cuttlefish i want to be one so bad…

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@BadTweetsDepot omg…

mustelids = weasel war dance = hypnotic display for catching prey

cuttlefish = color changing chromatophores = hypnotic display for catching prey

you might be onto something, vindri!!!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@MiloFox_ they do do that (with their longer arms) :) but then they eat them :’)

they’re called cuttlefish because of their iconic and distinguishing cuttlebone which is their internal structure regulating their buoyancy!!! such an elegant design!!!

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@The_Toast_Queen my splatoon nickname rn is Cuddlefish :’)

[Yarn ΘΔ @yarncritter]

@BadTweetsDepot source?? 🤨/j…