yarney

[yarney @yarney12]

dude what the fuck man

[yarney @yarney12]

you do not pay enough rent to be sleeping that peacefully

[yarney @yarney12]

the pussy only good if i can twirl it around on a fork like pastaghetti

[yarney @yarney12]

this is so me rn

[yarney @yarney12]

feeling way too silly rn

[yarney @yarney12]

going to a drive thru and saying you called me when they ask what i want

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

*plugs phone into car*

“Suggested: Waffle House 7 min away.”

[yarney @yarney12]

ninth bowl got me appreciatj g nature

[yarney @yarney12]

@ep_b_ inflaminaton.

[yarney @yarney12]

man i love

[yarney @yarney12]

wait a minute

[yarney @yarney12]

oh my god now he’s putting snacks in here for me , such as celery , carrots , herbs , spices

[yarney @yarney12]

this awesome guy just introduced me to his hot tub just for me

[yarney @yarney12]

tell me why i feel like i could walk into your classroom and punch somebody behind me and you wouldn’t even be mad if i had a great reasoning behind it

[yarney @yarney12]

i feel like a dog pressing those word buttons when i use guitar pedals

[yarney @yarney12]

i’m out here looking like yesterday was tomorrow

[yarney @yarney12]

i wanna eat a stick of butter so badly jesus fucking christ

[yarney @yarney12]

who tf is crab rangoon

[yarney @yarney12]

dairy queen and new bong it’s a wild evening