Yartoss

Critique, comedian. Pronoun = us. As in ‘give us a kiss’ or ‘let us know’.

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@HuffPost I fantasize about Serena, a bag of viagra and a padded cell. I’d be put-putting 🍆 dust and air after about 3 hours on her.

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@jimmycarr Let’s be friends or lez befriends ?

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@KiaraW33 Wonder if Nancy Pelosi will be Laid in Taiwan

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@IsabelOakeshott Freedom of speech is no longer a thing Isabel…..and in other news, I’d ride you 🐴🍆

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@GaryLineker I think he’s trying, unsuccessfully, to fuck that black fellow.

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@Nigel_Farage Looks like some of them make coppers like a bit of the old sosswardge!

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@dreamwastoid

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@kitmallari

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@piannehalliwell

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I’ve spent 11 years launching bagged up dog-shits onto my obnoxious neighbours flat roof. When he got reroofed he was astonished to find approx 3,000 bags. On reflection, I’m saddened by the time and money I’ve spent picking up & bagging dog shit!

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@EssexPR Colour, sex, whether you like your balls kicked by midgets, none of it matters to me….but the Tories won’t have Sushi Runak in charge as they’re the bigoted racists.

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@HarbourSeal Liar

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@TheFreds @liztrussmp @RishiSunak @BorisJohnson Fuck that clown.

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@PatrickStack17 The only time I’ll push back is if I’m getting bummed on the edge of a cliff

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@GaryLineker And inside Pierre Holjbergs pocket

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@TheFreds There’s no differences, he’s a cock-end in both

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@GBNEWS Fucks sake, cake & eat it brigade!

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@Francis_Hoar Christ!

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@VickiFisherUK Yawn 😴

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@GBNEWS Fat fcuk