yash somera

indian doctor morning hiv specialist lunchtime indian comedian teatime and indian batman at night

[i-traffic KZN @i_trafficKZN]

26092400007: Crash on N3 North after Ramp from Key Ridge (M13) West. All lanes closed. Expect Delays.

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 Manchester United are investigating how at least 1,000 tickets in the home end of their game against Galatasaray fell into the hands of away fans. #MUFC [@TyMarshall_MEN]

[yash somera @yashsomera]

There are very few things more painful than watching a child lose the battle to an illness or to the brutality of society #children #lifeisshort #betterworldforchildren

[yash somera @yashsomera]

My black Friday experience : Eskom takes 20% of my world cup viewing due to load shedding #BlackFriday #comedy #funny

[yash somera @yashsomera]

Just gave a hungry mum & child money before I entered KFC only to be asked I wanted to donate R2 donation for KFC to feed kids.#BlackFriday #comedy #lifeslikethat

[yash somera @yashsomera]

Whilst Korea fielded 5 Kim's in defense Uruguay strikers were left muttering 4 Kim and all #FIFAWorldCup #comedy #WorldcupQatar2022

[yash somera @yashsomera]

Saudi Arabia beating Argentina...now that's mecci-ful
#FIFAWorldCup #Argentina #comedy #MatchFixing

[yash somera @yashsomera]

The most tasteless spiceless and boring food would have to be a Qatar bunny #QatarWorldCup2022 #comedy

[yash somera @yashsomera]

Watching people knock continously on the audiologists door and hearing the calls of "Come in!" for a good three minutes before I open the door and yell "they can't hear you!"#comedy #turnadeafear #HealthWorkerHeroes

[yash somera @yashsomera]

@AneshDusrath Eish don't remind me..he only blocks people's arteries insteading of blocking goals #comedy

[yash somera @yashsomera]

As an Indian I always thought that cholestrol, diabetes, hypertension, lack of exercise, watching Indian serials or overindulgence in good Indian food that would eventually give me angina. I never thought it would be watching man united instead #diehardfan #manunited #comedy

[yash somera @yashsomera]

You don't measure how healthy you are by not seeing doctor...you measure it by your visits to a pharmacy #menshealth

[yash somera @yashsomera]

#protea choking again..definitely waste of time watching this team that makes cricket look like it's match fixed.

[yash somera @yashsomera]

We survive in South Africa because our sixth sense is a sense of humour#comedy#i am staying#south africa

[My name is Searle, making the world a better place @IanSearle]

@HowlerCo The parking at the fruit factory was...
Pastille expectations.

[yash somera @yashsomera]

@HowlerCo not such a wise crack

[yash somera @yashsomera]

@HowlerCo she was a real back door neighbour for sure

[yash somera @yashsomera]

@HowlerCo she is my bae plus

[yash somera @yashsomera]

@HowlerCo the idea lacks spidy sense

[yash somera @yashsomera]

@HowlerCo when her French letter crumpled