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ur mother was a hamster and ur father smelled of elderberries

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ITS ABOUT TO BE 2026 AND I FINALLY DID IT YALL

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I plan on leaving my self-doubt in 2018.

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Standing up and doin’ a lil dance after hitting “send” on a big deadline that I’ve been working on for an entire year 😀

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I really hope none of my coworkers are weeb enough to go to anime conventions with the cosplay that I have planned this year 🥲

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Have I really not tweeted in 2024? Hello?

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@ifsclimbing PLEASE keep @AlexHonnold as a commentator, he was pure entertainment and comedic relief A1 hilarious comments 10/10 would listen to him again 👌🏼

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@bahabalaa I’d just send back health reels relating to her (she’s a vape head) 😛 /petty

But idk your mom could be perfectly healthy haha

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My mom started sending me religious reels on IG so I started sending back eldest-daughter-trauma reels. Two can play that game, mother…. ♥️

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Is it or is it not appropriate to force a mall date with my boyfriend because I have a Pokémon Go quest there

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@Marvel can you guys do a Spideyverse convention thing where we all make our spidersona costumes and go to take pics and eat cool stuff like the Spiderman popsicle pls PLS PLEASE

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These days we got too many food trucks and not enough ICE CREAM TRUCKS. THE UNIVERSE MUST HAVE BALANCE.

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This year I got me a therapist for my birthday and it’s the best gift I’ve ever given myself. She quoted BEEF today. I love that woman.

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My sister thought she was doing me a solid wiping off the dust on my eyebrow but she damn near wiped off my whole eyebrow 😭

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I was just testing out my volume with my new Loops earplugs which BTW I HIGHLY RECOMMEND if you’re older and have been to too many concerts where you stood too close to the speakers lol

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I went to a Keshi concert and all I got was a SHUSH from a 4’11” Kevin Nguyen with a curly perm and a dangly earring I’m fuckin mad lmaaoo

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“My Batman is Andrew Garfield” - me

I’m done drinking.

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New LinkedIn picture :)

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Idk what trauma happened for me to happily vacuum and cook for someone else but not have an ounce of want to do it for myself

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“cool CoD map” - me at any power plant, sand mill, pipe foundry, etc

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@_jeffnguyen_ So innocent when he isn’t handling a handle 🥲

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@_jeffnguyen_ We ain’t ready 🥵