Evil Maggie (wicked & sinister w/ malice in heart)

these days i’m just barely suckling on the teat of reality

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the little engine that lowkey couldn’t

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there comes a time in every woman’s life when her chick fil a reward expires tomorrow but it’s dragon con weekend she must ask herself the age old question: is this waffle sandwich worth navigating the nerd-struck streets of atlanta?

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@cinefraudster @kalisbian no that’s valid

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@cinefraudster @kalisbian i think she was definitely going to say “five feet [x] inches” implying tall women can say it, but cut herself off. not that that makes the situation better, obv.

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@SnookiWaterhaus …

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@ZeroWebber the faint glimpse of his name adds a lot

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@ZeroWebber the way you ratioed his ass

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i’d kill (innocents) for a bowl of fresh strawberries rn

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@SnookiWaterhaus what’s your fav track

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@kneee_uh @ZeroWebber oh are you guys l*sbians? i’m gonna unfollow :/

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have you guys seen this vid? i’m LOLing!!!

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@kneee_uh waow this poetry

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asked my little neighbor why she was in her pjs in the middle of the day and she said “it’s 5 o’clock somewhere”

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hell is hot sincere.

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zach if you think it’s hot in fiji wait till you get to hell

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@SnookiWaterhaus woah why is this a hit tweet

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does anyone see it or is the love island rotting my brain

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@kneee_uh how long has this been in the drafts

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2 is such a nepo baby prime number

[Pop Base @PopBase]

AOC presents jars of dirty water to an EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) official after a Meta data center began construction in Georgia:

“This is the current drinking water in Morgan County, Georgia right after the Meta data center was constructed.”