𝑆𝑐ℎ𝑙𝑢𝑟𝑝, 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑢𝑙𝑟𝑝, 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑘~
You know, I-
𝐿𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑘, 𝑠𝑙𝑐𝑙𝑐𝑝ℎ, 𝑠𝑙𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑘𝑘~
Don't really do this very often, but for something as sexy as you, I think I'll make an exception~
What? You think I meant YOU? No, stupid goonie!
I mean your thick, sexy, girthy 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭~
It's wayyyy more attractive than you are, it's what brought me to you~
Between some dumb gooner and his wallet, well...
We both know who I'd rather have fun with, don't we~