Dave Yates

Comedian. DF Writer. VO Actor. HA HA Hot Sauce creator 12 years sober

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Comedy Club pay hasn’t changed in 30 years.

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

What do I think of the Trump Elon split?
It’s TARIFFIC!

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

It’s been bugging me, but I finally figured it out.

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

@BridgetPhetasy Honey you didn’t make me C - U - M

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

@tim_ungaro37 I got that part figured out hahaha

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Any shoe collectors have any info on these? Value? Found at an estate sale

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

@Intuitionskate @NickDePaula Thanks dude!

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Oh an economic black out you say?

So the thoughts and prayers of school shootings. Got it.

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

These are the faces of people who jacked off to the files

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

@AliNotAlli I knew you were on it

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

If you’re writing jokes about Gene, you’re a hack, man.

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Any #phish people coming to LA- just announced my Wook Comedy show. Get tix

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Yo @LAFD

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Spoken like a true neck beard music dweeb

[AudioPhix @AudioPhix_fs]

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame fan vote after one week has an unworthy leader https://t.co/cWr6qoFM5n

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

@Thiessen90Xx @Osint613 @FBI Call the Feet Boy Inspector!

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Finally the real computer dorks do something

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

NEW 🔴

Screens at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development were hacked today, displaying the message: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

@riverportgin Boulder and Chicago for me

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Here’s the thing about “Free Speech” comedians- they just want to punch-fuck words into their acts to be edgy. You’re actually hurting free speech. By not writing actual jokes- you prevent good comedians from the freedom to use them. It still has to be funny. Ya fuckin’ dweebs.

[Ali Lerman @AliNotAlli]

I got to talk to Rosebud Baker for the LA Times about her new special The Mother Lode out on Netflix NOW and spoiler, it's sooo funny but read this first thank youuu!

https://t.co/rqEo4S4RNL

[Dave Yates @YatesComedy]

Come see a show and buy hot sauce in LA or the Central Coast CA this week.