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[The Don of Vaughan @SteveDelDucaFan]

Winner gets Hitler’s secret gold reserve

[Baba yaga @yattapatta]

@mattvanswol Beavis and Butthead

[Baba yaga @yattapatta]

@izme_josh And a violent migrant underclass. And Islamists

[Scott McKay @TheHayride]

The reason soccer is "the world's most popular sport" is that it's the cheapest one.

All you need is a ball. That burned out car over there is one goal and that dumpster over there is the other.

You don't need any equipment. You don't even need shoes. Kids with no hands can play soccer.

Most of the best players seem to be from Third World countries where they live in mudhuts and wear Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Champions shirts every day.

Stop talking to me about what a beautiful, sophisticated game it is. It isn't. Yes, there are plays. There are plays in every sport. But football, basketball and baseball are far, far more sophisticated and require greater skill and athleticism than soccer, and you people sound like idiots trying to claim otherwise.

[Zacharias @ZachariasZachos]

Η Οδυσσεια του Nolan

[OUF The Rock @_TheRockII]

مشجع أرجنتيني صور الهدف الملغي كامل ..

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just said the one thing about America they made sure you’d never learn.

The one thing that should’ve made you proud, not ashamed.

Musk: “After World War 2, the US could have basically taken over the world and any country. Like we got nukes, nobody else got nukes. We don’t even have to lose soldiers. Which country do you want?”

One nation held a weapon no civilization had ever possessed.

Total monopoly on destruction. No rival. No consequence. No limit.

Every empire in history that held that kind of power did the only thing empires know how to do.

They took until there was nothing left to take.

America had a greater advantage than all of them combined.

And rebuilt the nations it just defeated.

Musk: “The United States actually helped rebuild countries. So it helped rebuild Europe, it helped rebuild Japan. This is very unusual behavior, almost unprecedented.”

Not almost unprecedented.

It had never happened. Not once in 5,000 years of recorded civilization.

The nation with the power to take everything chose to rebuild instead.

Enemies became allies. Rubble became economies. Surrender became partnership.

Germany went from ashes to the economic engine of Europe in a single generation.

Japan went from unconditional surrender to the third largest economy on earth.

Three years after the war, America was flying food into Berlin.

Into the capital of the country that just tried to end the free world.

That decision reshaped every economy, every alliance, and every trade route on the planet.

Billions of people lifted out of poverty over the next half century trace back to one moment. One nation choosing restraint over domination.

No other country in history can make that claim. Not one.

Musk: “There’s always like, well America’s done bad things. Well of course America’s done bad things, but one needs to look at the whole track record.”

Every nation on earth has blood in its history.

But the measure of a nation was never its worst chapter.

It’s what it does when nobody can stop it.

When nobody could stop America, it fed its enemies and rebuilt their cities.

You’re being told every day that this country is something to be ashamed of.

By people who have no idea what the world looks like without it.

Every free market. Every open border for trade. Every democracy that took root outside Europe stands in the shadow of that single decision.

The values that built this country didn’t just shape America.

They shaped the modern world.

AI is about to hand a small number of people a power advantage that makes nuclear monopoly look primitive.

1945 was the first test.

AI is the last.

That power is going to exist. The only question left is who holds it.

The most powerful thing America ever did wasn’t building the bomb.

It was having the power to take everything and choosing not to.

The people trying hardest to tear that story down have never built a single thing worth defending.

[Lee @HonestLee2022]

@bennyjohnson @SandraHilas Socialism 101
They request you to obey .. when you don’t obey they demand you obey .. when you don’t obey they TAKE YOUR FREEDOM

[Baba yaga @yattapatta]

@bennyjohnson Enforcing are they? How communist of them

[WhatsThePoint @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović on the Messi vs Ronaldo GOAT debate:

“Every week, every month, every year, somebody asks me the same question.”

🗣️ “‘Zlatan, who is the GOAT? Messi or Ronaldo?’”

🗣️ “Honestly? I get tired of hearing it.”

🗣️ “Not because they aren't great players. They are.”

🗣️ “But because people talk about football as if it is a video game.”

🗣️ “One player scores a goal and suddenly he's the GOAT.”

🗣️ “The other wins a trophy and suddenly the debate is over.”

🗣️ “Football is bigger than that.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest athletes football has ever seen.”

🗣️ “The goals. The mentality. The discipline. The longevity.”

🗣️ “Nobody can take that away from him.”

🗣️ “Over 900 career goals.”

🗣️ “League titles in different countries.”

🗣️ “Champions Leagues.”

🗣️ “Records everywhere.”

🗣️ “Cristiano created a legacy that may never be repeated.”

🗣️ “But then there is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where people get angry with me.”

🗣️ “Because for me, Messi is not normal.”

🗣️ “Cristiano mastered football.”

🗣️ “Messi became football.”

🗣️ “When I watch Messi, I don't see a player following the game.”

🗣️ “I see a player creating the game.”

🗣️ “The goals.”

🗣️ “The assists.”

🗣️ “The dribbling.”

🗣️ “The vision.”

🗣️ “The intelligence.”

🗣️ “The World Cup.”

🗣️ “Everything.”

🗣️ “People ask me how I compare them.”

🗣️ “Sometimes I don't understand the comparison.”

🗣️ “It's like comparing a lion to a shark.”

🗣️ “Both are killers.”

🗣️ “But they hunt differently.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is the greatest goalscorer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

🗣️ “There is a difference.”

🗣️ “And before Ronaldo fans get angry, listen carefully.”

🗣️ “Being second to Messi is not an insult.”

🗣️ “Most players would dream of being second.”

🗣️ “Cristiano is a legend.”

🗣️ “A football icon.”

🗣️ “A player who changed history.”

🗣️ “But if you lock me in a room and force me to choose one player...”

🗣️ “One player for one match.”

🗣️ “One player for my life.”

🗣️ “One player to represent football itself.”

🗣️ “I choose Messi.”

🗣️ “Every time.”

🗣️ “Because goals can be broken.”

🗣️ “Records can be broken.”

🗣️ “Trophies can be matched.”

🗣️ “But what Messi does with a football?”

🗣️ “That cannot be taught.”

🗣️ “That cannot be trained.”

🗣️ “That is a gift from God.”

🐐🇦🇷⚽

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is history.”

[Lady Market @ladymarketok]

Jajaajajajajajaja es sensacional

[Sudanalytics @sudanalytics_]

❤️🥹 Tómense unos minutos para leer estas palabras de Thierry Henry para Lionel Messi:

“Primero que nada, mírenlo... mírenlo llorar, y lo que significa, cuánto significa para él y su equipo. Pero, antes que nada, nos recuerda que es humano, que es humano. Porque erró algunos penales, cuatro de ocho. Y luego nos vuelve a recordar que no es humano.

Jugué con él, y lo que pasa con Leo es que a veces... no hay que despertar a la bestia. Eso es lo que pasa. Y lo he visto de cerca en los entrenamientos.

Una vez estábamos entrenando y le hicieron una falta, el entrenador no la cobró y Leo se quejó. El entrenador le dijo ‘DEJÁ DE QUEJARTE, eso puede pasar en un partido’.

Ahí lo miré y le cambió el chip. Va y busca esa pelota -yo estuve ahí, fui testigo- y mete TRES GOLES SEGUIDOS anotando de inmediato: te roba la pelota y mete un gol, te roba la pelota de nuevo y mete otro gol, te roba la pelota otra vez y mete otro gol... se dio vuelta y dijo: ‘LA PRÓXIMA VEZ, COBRÁ FALTA’.

Y todos dijimos: ‘Sí, sí, la próxima cobrá falta’. Porque es simplemente imparable. Cuando se pone en ese estado de ánimo, es muy difícil pararlo.

Cuando su equipo lo necesita, él eleva su nivel de juego. Este es un tipo que jugó 120 minutos el otro día. Eleva su nivel, empezó a agarrar la pelota y a gambetear a casi todos para intentar cambiar el partido. Wow.

Mirándolo, me acordaba de cuando jugaba con él. A veces -y no es vergonzoso decirlo- metía algunos goles y yo, estando adentro de la cancha, me tomaba un momento, uno o dos segundos, y me quedaba: ‘WOW’. Y me daba cuenta que estaba jugando y tenía que volver al partido. No me pasa seguido, pero él es único en su clase. Tuve la oportunidad de jugar con él durante tres años. WOW.

Esto es cosa de Hollywood. Es casi como que si armás un guion de eso, pensás... es una película que nunca pasaría en la vida real. Tipo, dale, el director se pasó de la raya con esa, ¿saben? Pero Messi escribe...”

[激かわ動物 @Gekikawa_Dbts]

まさかの結末に固まる両サイド

[Toon Footballl @ToonFootballl]

Messi plays football today...

[Baba yaga @yattapatta]

@catturd2 Maybe Mitch McConnell can come by and help. After he finishes talking to everyone

[Hamid sahari @Hamidsahari20]

Egypt thought the monster was in a deep sleep. 👀🥶

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️New: Mohamed Salah on the controversial officiating decisions in Egypt and Argentina game, Messi and Argentina are being favored:

“People will say Argentina showed the mentality of champions. Fine. But tell me this: when exactly did Egypt get the same protection from the officials?

We scored a second goal. The stadium exploded. The world saw it. Then suddenly VAR became an archaeologist, digging through the ruins of football history to find a foul from another lifetime.

Funny how they could rewind the game Five minutes to cancel our goal, but when I was brought down in the box, everyone suddenly forgot where the replay button was.

That’s what hurts. Not losing. Not Argentina.

The inconsistency.

One decision gets examined under a microscope. Another gets buried under the carpet.

We were told football is decided on the pitch. Tonight it felt like it was decided in a control room.

And let’s talk about those final minutes.

Two penalty appeals. Two moments that could have changed everything. Nothing. No review. No urgency. No explanation.

Then Argentina go down the other end and score the winner.

That isn’t a plot twist. That’s the kind of script that leaves millions of people asking questions.

Egypt fought for every blade of grass. We defended. We believed. We earned our moments.

But every time we climbed the mountain, someone moved the summit.

The disallowed goal.

The ignored penalty shouts.

The cards flying around our bench because people who dedicate their lives to this game couldn’t understand what they were witnessing.

And now we’re expected to smile and say football won?

No.

Football wins when the rules are applied equally.

Football wins when VAR is a shield for fairness, not a sword that appears only when convenient.

Because from where I’m standing, Egypt didn’t just lose 3-2.

Egypt lost a goal, lost two penalty appeals, lost faith in consistency, and eventually lost a place in the quarter-finals.

Maybe Argentina deserved to advance.

Maybe they didn’t.

That’s football.

But what will make people angry isn’t the result.

It’s the feeling that one team was forced to play against eleven men, the clock, and a set of decisions that seemed to change shape whenever the game demanded it.

And that’s why this match will be remembered long after the scoreline is forgotten.”

[Royce Lopez @hippojuicefilm]

On this episode of Aliens Vs. Super Predators. Mexicans defend their generator from a black couple with a nail gun.

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Argentina vs Egypt

[Hamid sahari @Hamidsahari20]

Argentina have reached the quarter-finals. 🔥🇦🇷🔥