Me: people from San Antonio are nice I think we have a 0% chance of getting beat up
Steven: I believe San Antonio was the murder Capital for a little bit
Zac: Percentage just went up
“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”