Jack Roskopp

writes things. bylines: @metrotimes @local4news

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would've loved WAP

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Why did no one tell me Abdul El-Sayed is ripped?!?!?!

[Abdul El-Sayed HQ @AbdulElSayedHQ]

No AI was used in the making of this video. 💋

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

scott hunter you are so hot

[Francon Edits @franconedits]

oh papi looks gooooooooood

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

*whispers* I'm on Patagonia's side of the copyright dispute

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OK but Jenna Maroney would NEVER cancel a performance, even if it was for Republicans

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

@AriFreshco Hi! Do you have any photos or videos of the scene?

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Incredible finale that made me cry my eyes out. Cant believe it’s over 😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Hacks’ has officially ended after 5 years.

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

toke: up north starts anywhere near a body of water because it is a state of mind

[brendan 🍉 @lakeshoredr1ve]

broke: up north starts at traverse city
woke: up north starts at cadillac
bespoke: up north starts at grand rapids

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

I didn’t go on ozempic, I lost weight the old fashioned way (got cheated on)

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

OK need them to be a couple ASAP!!!!

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Sean Evans had Keke Palmer CHEESING after telling her why he loved having her on Hot Ones and talking about the time they shared a KISS together 😭❤️👀

“You charismatic, you smart, you beautiful…”

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

I hate when he’s unintentionally hilarious

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend?

TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

Me when I tell people I majored in creative writing in college

[Transit Guide: Detroit @TransitGuideDET]

The black bear from downriver has been spotted taking in the sights around Detroit.

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

I hope this show runs forever and ever and keeps on casting gay icons as Mary

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

OH, MEG! ⭐️ Meg Stalter will make her Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in OH, MARY! for a limited 10-week engagement beginning Monday, July 6.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

The same Duffys who threw endless fits on national television when Pete was working from our son's ICU bedside are now bragging about their multi-month, taxpayer-funded family road trip while gas and grocery prices soar for American families because of Trump's war of choice. How much more unfocused, unserious, and out of touch can you be?

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

New Kacey Musgraves album is for people who have dated an anxious avoidant who broke their heart and moved on quickly

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My top 5 favorite scene Mad Men scene partners:

1. Don and Peggy
2. Peggy and Joan
3. Don and Joan
4. Don and Roger
5. Joan and Roger

(h.m. Don and Betty)

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

Met Sherri Shepherd at work today and she said HAM to me so I think I can die happy

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Ana Gasteyer and Rachel Dratch getting Tony nominations in the same category is so special. They've never been asked back to host SNL while their friends all have, so these nominations just feel so well deserved.

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@tajin_rim @wtflanksteak I would like to submit Lansing Leigh