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Holy snark! Is this site even still functional? All my apps have long since crapped out.

There are a bunch of folks I miss from here, so shout outs.

However. The DoomScrolling. It almost got me.

I miss many of you all. But I can never come back.

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Me: Ehhh, I'll take one last swing onto the ol' bird site to post "butts butts butts" and have a good chuckle. How bad could it be?

Narrator: It was worse than that.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Covered up by Jim Jordan https://t.co/tuG2Pso7Xc

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@MisterFiendZero I have no earthly idea what this means, but I'm also kinda into it.

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Me, half an hour ago: You know, sometimes I really miss Twitter That Was. I bet if a dozen of those whom I consider power users moved to the ancient elephant site, I'd never look back.

Me, just now: Huh. Make that eight, I guess. And counting.

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@Silylphosphine I'm finding Spout able's PR to be seemingly transparent and ethical. And if I had found more than one person there to follow, I might be able to test that. Hashtag wompwomp.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Cis isn't a slur, it's a descriptive adjective just like "apartheid benefactor" or "divorced" or "hated so much by my kids that they changed their name so as to have nothing to do with me"

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@WitchyTQ This might be about Twitch, but I'm going to assume it's about real life and then relate to it so hard.

[Pink 🍚 @PinkWug]

Fitting for pride month

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@BengineeringTV Yeah, lay that lumber... wait, that means something else, doesn't it?

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@MisterFiendZero Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
I'll take a ride to Applebee's
Come home drunk on daiquiris
And throw up on the neighbor's lawn

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Me: Ugh, where did all this blood come from?

*pause*

Me: Oh, it's mine.

*pause*

Me: I know I said I wasn't tweeting anymore, but where else can I post this?

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I miss my friends from this site, but I think I'm better off without the doomscrolling. Last week my phone told me my average daily screen time was 29 minutes. I was always 4+ hours during the pando.

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@BengineeringTV Remmiford J. Ulmer is such a good boi!

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If this interests you, please back it, because I will be massively sad if it doesn't fund.

Check out A Shark Ate My Pen*s: A History of Boys Like Me by The Doubleclicks on @Kickstarter https://t.co/raEp4ioIra

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@LRRMtG After watching the Dandan FNPF, I figured I had most of the deck, so I dug into my box of old blue cards. Not only did I find 9 Dandans, I also randomly found 5 copies of Rhystic Study. So... thanks for the inspiration to do that.

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@MisterFiendZero I hear Maryland is going to be a much bigger tourist destination come July 1st. Not that I've been keeping track of that sort of thing...

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Poorly aged things

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@MisterFiendZero Sláinte