Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™

Just your everyday awesome person who happens to love beer, rum, coffee, readin and a bit of a food nerd. Tweets formed by 10,000 monkeys with typewriters. #yqf

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

What is your passion? Mine, right now other than living , is nothing.

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@misslindseydawn Glorious

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@spooooookyszn

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@spooooookyszn Slaintè

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@misslindseydawn Hugs, just lost my girl Sunday

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@Boogaloobettie Excellent!!!

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@Boogaloobettie Wahooo!!! Hope you guys like it.

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https://t.co/qMkWOmZZis

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4998

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@fourdogs_sales can you DM me. I was there last night and I'm not sure my payment went through.

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

Best villain move ever, the coat hanger in Indian Jones.

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

That moment you sit down and realize you left your pint on the kegerator...of course I'm getting back up.

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

@YouthHQRD @TerrBear1980 Come dunk me.

[Youth HQ Red Deer @YouthHQRD]

Littles Build BIG isn't just a free BBQ, bouncy castle, and dunk tank.
It's also a chance for our Littles to build a toolkit while gaining valuable experience and knowledge.
For this #ThrowbackThursday, let's have a peek at some of the incredible work our Littles did last year!

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

Xonauts! Come throw your balls at me to drop me in the liquid this Saturday for charity! For Big brothers and Big Sisters I'm at your accuracy limit of dunking. Come down to KCB cabinets in Riverside between 2:50 and 3:15 and I'll be there, goading you on.

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

@astrocalluna So round but look at that smile

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

100 more beer till 5000. That's all.

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

You are on an electric bike, you are not an athlete.

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@astrocalluna @misslindseydawn Whew!

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

@kingkikapu95 @TerrBear1980 Well he hit my car.

[Dave, the Apocalyptic Deathatron 5000™ @yax75]

Fuckin zipper merge......I wish people would learn to understand. But no, now I have to have to deal with insurance.