YB

Wife 🌸 Mom 🌸 Boss | You can juggle motherhood while running a business and be great at both ❤️

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

She going to think her dad has magic powers😅So perfect 👏

[YB @yayabuddin]

Ya Allah, bila tak makan rasa lapar. Bila makan, tau-tau makin gemuk. Aduhai.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal. What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don't correct them harshly. Don't rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment.

[Nasrullah 🇵🇸 @mnasrullah00]

Buat peniaga, hati-hatilah ketika melakukan pekerjaan anda.

Jadikan pekerjaan tersebut sebagai ibadah, Allah ﷻ larang mengurangkan timbangan dalam jual beli, bahkan menganggap mereka sebagai ‘celaka’.

وَیۡلࣱ لِّلۡمُطَفِّفِینَ

Kecelakaan besar bagi orang-orang yang curang (dalam timbangan dan sukatan),

وَإِذَا كَالُوهُمۡ أَو وَّزَنُوهُمۡ یُخۡسِرُونَ

Dan (sebaliknya) apabila mereka menyukat atau menimbang untuk orang lain, mereka kurangi.

Al-Muṭaffifīn, ayat 1 & 3

[YB @yayabuddin]

Nyesal order americano.

Patutnya order flavoured americano. Lenkali jangan paksa diri telan benda yang tak suka 😭😭😭

[YB @yayabuddin]

Craving benda manis. Should I or shouldn't I? Arghhhh tangan nak tekan apps grab dah ni

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

A woman asked her husband "How long after my death will you marry someone else."?

He answered: When the soil of your grave will dry.

Even two years after her death, the soil on her grave remained moist. One day he saw his wife's brother there and asked him what are you doing here?

He replied, my sister taken promise from me that I will daily pour water on her grave.

[Isyraf Zulkifli 𝕏 @theiceraf]

Mak : Tutup TV tu bagi dia rehat. Dah 5 jam kau tengok TV.

Peti ais sejak 2004:

[YB @yayabuddin]

Bila PM umum supaya semua jabatan kerajaan tak buat open house tahun ni, kitorang memang lega. Kitorang bertugas tu belum tentu pun dapat makan. Dah habis bertugas tu biasanya makanan pun dah lincinnnnnn. Elok la takde tahun ni hehe.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Boss: We are not allowed to work from home.

Employee: Okay.

Boss: The client texted you at 9 pm yesterday. Why didn’t you respond?

Employee: We are not allowed to work from home.

Work boundaries matter.

[Tatty H. @tattyhassan]

Geram juga kadang bila kita nak beli baju online, tengok description / tanya live host “material apa ye”, jawapan: “material premium”.

PREMIUM APA NYAHHH PREMIUM POLYESTER? PREMIUM COTTON? PREMIUM BULU KUCING?? WHAT DOES PREMIUM EVEN MEAN IN THIS CONTEXT????

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

..

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Bagus kak, tegur elok-elok macam ni lebih baik.

Tak perlu marah atau tinggikan suara.

[Nasrullah 🇵🇸 @mnasrullah00]

Hukum asalnya adalah isteri jaga anak di rumah.

Kalau isteri nak bekerja dan suami membenarkannya, maka dia perlu bantu suami untuk membayar kos jagaan anak tersebut.

Suami dah setelkan yang wajib seperti makanan, kenderaan, tempat tinggal dan pakaian. Si isteri perlulah bantu mana yang perlu selepas itu.

Wallahua’lam

[YB @yayabuddin]

@nshbdn Eh silap 13 hari lah hari ni

[YB @yayabuddin]

@nshbdn 12 hari

[Nasrullah 🇵🇸 @mnasrullah00]

Hukum sahur adalah sunat, tak perlu kejut orang sebegini kerana masing-masing dah ada jam loceng/telefon zaman sekarang.

Adapun, hukum menganggu jiran adalah haram.

[YB @yayabuddin]

Tisu basah poomsoft best. Dah la murah, tak sampai RM10 pun beli dekat tiktok. Lagi murah dari tisu basah eco.

[YB @yayabuddin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣