Miranda Peretti

Suddenly, overnight, in the most mysterious and magical way I turned 100 years old and get exhausted making my morning coffee 👵🏻

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

MISSING: My Fitness. Reward if found!

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Shocked to discover the biathlon exists.
Anyone else??

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

Raiders fans making sure the og Vegas fright dome lives on #Raiders

[The Knights Watch @KnightTimeLV]

Legends never die

#VegasBorn    @GoldenKnights #VGKDay

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@UberEats I was charged for a cancelled order and can’t get it refunded because I noticed 3 days later instead of 2?!

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Panic buying Trader Joe’s garlic butter chips

[Caroline Landry @Caroland090112]

Miranda in India with an 11.5 hour time difference ctfu

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@Caroland090112 I’m still recovering

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

You can thank my most recent purchase of 20 parasols and 150 popsicle sticks

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

sir, a third temu ad has hit the super bowl

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

It’s pronounced “TeH-moo” and not “Tea-moo”??? I’m shook.

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

Is blonde spelled with an ‘e’ or not??

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

@carolandry

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

“I can sing ‘I Hope You Dance’ from memory.”
“I can also sing ‘I Hope You Dance’ from memory”
“No way you can also sing it from memory???”
#LoveisBlind4

[Miranda Peretti @yaymiranda]

The way my dog is still an absolute brat after being rescued from rural Utah, given all the toys, food and love he could ever need and having a fabulous trainer 😅

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+1

[o24 @o24]

The way I am a voice to text girlie now

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I was truly not expecting @DelTaco coffee to be this good??? Wow!

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To the people who get angry at budget airlines, how do you think you’re flying for $50?!

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@carolandry Josephine throwing No’s like they’re free!!! 😭😭

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Get you a girl who can do all three #KirklandSignature #Costco

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@ErinPeretti Take a shot! https://t.co/Ap6SKHkeUQ