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[Flvco Cruza Fronteras @flvcovlquimistv]

They've been hit with the Zack Fox meme so many times they outright refuse to post a pic of the perpetrator

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Italians really saw this and said “yea lets move to New Jersey”

[alxndr @alexaldente]

“My Christian’s Dior” is kind of an all-timer

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Lawyers are salivating rn

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

The lakers being LeBron’s longest tenured team will never not be crazy to me

[… @MindOfBron]

“Me, Bron, Luka…shiii”

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

He deadass did the Peter Griffin shot

[Main Event STEVE! @NotDrDeath]

This would have gone hard on a Sports Illustrated for Kids cover back in the day

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A Brinks armored car driver in Cobb County, Georgia was pulled over and arrested for expired tags on the truck.

Due to the company’s strict protocol the driver Tyrell Hall refused to open the door, telling police they could follow him to a secure location to issue the ticket.

Things escalated when the cops decided to arrest him instead, leading to a chaotic scene where the driver repeatedly yelled for them to get their hands off him.

Charges were later dropped, but Brinks fired him anyway. He's now suing both the Cobb County PD wrongful arrest and Brinks for wrongful termination and failing to maintain the vehicle’s tag.

[Gio ⚢ @evilkyman]

"What does a fish do in the water?"
"What?"
"Nothing 🤣"

[Tramell Tillman @TramellTillman]

Good Morning.
Welcome to A Brand New Day. #SpiderManBrandNewDay in theaters July 31st. @spidermanmovie @SonyPictures

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Rose of Jericho, a ‘resurrection plant’ that can survive years in a dormant state without water and revive when rehydrated.

[autist @litteralyme0]

- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"Anybody that goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you"

[bink @knotbink]

This is how Twitter was meant to be used btw

[. @Herrojuku]

how it feels waking up today as a Bam Adebayo fan

[kiwi. 📍chi | PPi @KiuiAirica]

In SANE

[໊ @wandasattorney]

I quite literally watched gas prices go from 2.50 to 3.19 in the last 3 days.

[Dark Meta Knight @ssbultmk]

This is the kinda art style you can only have after achieving true inner peace