🅱️azbean

You are all little punks. Nothing. you are nothing. We are laughing at you. All of you, just fools. We have God on our side, you just have your sites.

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

The bacteria in my water lived to be 100 (degrees Celsius)

[kiska kasparov @COOCHIECOWGIRL]

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[trevy @chillextremist]

Why don’t you make like a tree and grow big and strong bro

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Yo ho, yo ho, near the hooks, we’ll never go 🫡🫡

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Cats rats beaver (cat scratch fever)

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Does anyone know if the Poached Jobs App is down right now??

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Is Walmart selling cars now? There’s like 150 vehicles right outside the place

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

How do I un-jailbreak my Ninja blender??

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

I hate when I offer someone a walnut and they tell me No Thank You

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Healthy horns needs to get out of my face

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

If matter cannot be created or destroyed, then where do the spots on the beans go after I cook them?? Newton has been real quiet since I brought this up…

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Oreos is really giving out a free silverware drawer organizer in every package

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Have you guys ever tried driving with no feet

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

@yellovv_luv Dislike 👎🏽

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

I bet the person who put bubble wands in the little library FUCKS

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

Liking this post transmits a disease which has no cure

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Making me have a job is child labor cuz of my childlike wonder

[🅱️azbean @yaztween]

@sanya_ganta i love you ❤️

[Ja k @yellovv_luv]

Dad told me my music would’ve scared him as a kid cute cute