This is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I read the caption and still couldn’t have possibly prepared myself for how funny it would be.
quando eu to prestes a comer a mulher da minha vida mas a tradução automática do twitter para de funcionar e eu não consigo entender o tutorial chinês de comer buceta
"I miss you"
"I wish you could teleport"
"if we ever break up its you breaking up with me not you"
"you're the only one I need"
"promise me you wont leave"
"I love you more"
"if its not you then its nobody"