Shelby

typical white girl

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

This fucking twat @caliemholt

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Grey sweatpants on guys are like leggings for girls.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Did I order a fanny pack? Yes. Am I proud of that? Also yes.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Just got some lingerie in the mail I have no recollection of ordering. Guess past me thought present me could use a pick me up 😂

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

WORD

[carney @blond3girll]

I will have a garden one day. I will grow tomatoes, watermelon, cucumbers, & zucchini. I can’t wait.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

If someone could come over and paint the nails on my right hand, that’d be cool.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Was telling my dad about this man at the gym who completely invaded my space while I was bench pressing. His response was “next time you smash that fuckers hand with your weights” 😂

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Sunny backdrops & rooftops

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Does anyone else get genuinely sad when they’ve been coasting on a long drive with the same car for a few hours and then they turn off before you’re done with your drive? I’ll miss ya driving buddy 😢

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Omg, your damn child 😂

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

#NewProfilePic

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

https://t.co/5rM3gwzQZ2

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

@kidronansel @EthanDolan Why you gotta call me out like that

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Every man I see, I think “ohh is he cute” like my bitch ass would do anything about it.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

I love when wives/gfs put their own phone numbers on the online quotes they do for their s/o.
Cause when I do the follow up call “hello, is John available”
they’re all like “uHhHh ThIs Is HiS wIfE cAn I hElP yOu?!?!”

STOP IT.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Working out at home vs going to the gym is a lot like bottom vs top shelf liquor. Both will get you drunk, but you prefer the good stuff.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

@carney1997 Apple juice... was thinking it in my head and couldn’t figure out what it was called 😅

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

I’m fucking tired, just asked for apple milk at McDonalds.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

I would like to file an extension for my weekend. Thank you.

[Shelby @yblehs_g]

Does this mean I do my job well 😂