Schwab

Obscure jokes about Judaism and baseball. Modern Orthodoxy and Tampa Bay Rays the teams of choice, respectively. Studying higher ed and religion at NYU.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@Yair_Rosenberg Silver Sands State Park, CT, not more than 2 hours from NYC. Nice little beach. Charles Island is a mile offshore, can be walked to depending on tide over a sandbar called a tombolo, which is a unique feature w/ Splitting of the Sea vibes. Worth seeing and doing.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@StartUpRabbi Here’s a question for you: can you make sure a certain guest who will definitely stay until the very end brings back a yummy treat for her husband?

[Schwab @ybschwab]

This 34-word tweet covers no fewer than three chapters of my dissertation.

[Avi Schwartz @MyNameIsAviJ]

Even if you fly on El Al, where all of the meals are kosher, you always have the option to order a mehadrin meal to show that you're still frummer than everyone around you

[Schwab @ybschwab]

Two small kids in the car who were terrified, but the TBTA safely stopped traffic, towed us, and changed the tire on a frigid afternoon. I didn’t even get their names, but they deserve every commendation you give for everyday grace.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@MTA @ydanis I want to give a shout-out to two incredible people. I shredded a tire and was stuck on the southbound Henry Hudson Bridge, and a TBTA officer and tow driver were amazing.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

1 down, 10 to go

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Olympic skateboarding is my new favorite sport because there’s a real possibility of someone winning a gold medal while wearing cargo pants

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@DBashIdeas Not the easiest PDF to read, but collected here: https://t.co/eDrRUofHvb
One of the more interesting episodes in their battles, for sure!

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@DLendof @nyusteinhardt Cool stuff happens at @nyusteinhardt

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@KesserNotLesser @RachelMesch @ronisito *Two* more? If the masses don’t appreciate him, don’t worry about it. Leave it to those who love him.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

I’m normally hesitant to speak until I have all the facts, but it is seeming to me like Trump’s “Wouldn’t it be nice if the country were open by Easter?” may have been too ambitious.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@RachelMesch @DrBenKatz @YechielSchwab I have no recollection of this, but it does sound exactly like something I and friends would do circa 2010. Right around the time I also was in a video that made fun of women?

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@DrBenKatz @RachelMesch @YechielSchwab Although I’m pretty sure I’m quoting Our Leader herself that our Gender and the Novel Spring 2010 class was “The Greatest Generation.”

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@DrBenKatz @RachelMesch Where do we sign up? I’m first in line and I’m sure @YechielSchwab is right behind me, too.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

@Schmidt818 @YUStrausCenter @YUNews @ronisito @Yeshiva_College Because you recognized him from the picture or you had to open the article?

[Schwab @ybschwab]

As if 2020 wasn’t already bad enough, now this

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

Daylight saving time ends this Sunday, November 1st, 2020. Sunset on Sunday evening in NYC will be at 4:51pm.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

Well that’s a postseason legendary game with a legendary ending.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

Bauers went to Cleveland in December 2018, and the Rays got Yandy Diaz. So James Shields and Wade Davis gave the Rays a boatload of productive players back in their trade trees, including their current 3B and one of their best relievers. From an original trade 8 years ago.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

It’s a good night to highlight my favorite Rays fact from the last 13 years of following them. Bear with me, because it’s a doozy. But here’s the facts: the best pick in the 2003 draft was Delmon Young, and the one of the most valuable 2006 prospects was Delmon Young.

[Schwab @ybschwab]

Bauers and Souza each wound up in three-team deals of their own. Souza went to Arizona in February 2018, and the Rays got Colin Poche and Anthony Banda from them and Nick Solak from the Yankees. The Rays traded Solak last year for Pete Fairbanks.